BACHE AUR PAPA
1 baccha pitne ke baad apne papa se: papa kabhie aap africa gaye ho?
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Papa : nahi beta
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Bacha: phir itni khofnak item kahan se le aaye............
ZINDAGI MEIN......
Zindagi mein jo cheez asani se mile
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DOKHA
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Jo Mushkil se mile
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KHUSHI
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Aur jo bade nasib walon ko mile
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AB mein apni tarif kya karun
COLLECTING SOMETHING UNIQUE.....
From 2nd Oct, I am collecting Gandhiji's photos.
I need ur contribution....
Toh ghar mein jitne bhi 50/100/500/1000 ke notes ho,
sab mujhe bhej do.....
I just LOVE BAPU........
GANDHI JYANTI.....
Waah re Gandhi....kya chali teri aandhi.....aaya tha langaot mein....ur ghus gaya..... 5...10...20...50...100...500...1000..... ke note me HAPPY GANDHI JYANTI.....
LANKAPATI RAVAN....
Aaj lankapati ravan ki 98000vi barsi he, unki yad me ye sms kam se kam kisi 1 rakshas ya 1 bhutni ko jarur send karo........... maine to apna kaam kar diya...... "Jai Lankesh".....
ARZ KIYA HAI......
Ek sa dil sab ke pass hota hai
fir kyon nahi sab pe vishwas hota hai
insaan chahe kitna hi aam kyon na ho....
kisi na kisi ke liye wo zarur khass hota hai.....
ANOTHE SHER ARZ KIYA HAI......
tujhse naraz nahi zindagi hairan hun mein....
Wah wah
Wah wah
Tujhse naraz nahi zindagi hairan hun mein....
koi naya msg nahi ban raha pareshan hun main.........
LAILA & MAJNU......
Laila ne majnu ko 1 ped ke picche dekha or boli Tum majnu ho na....
Majnu bola, haan main majnu hun...
Fir kuch second baad use jhadiyon ke piche dekha to boli
Tum majnu hona?
Wo bola haan...
Fir kuch secnd baad use diwar ke piche dekha or kaha tum majnu ho na?
haan kamini haan main majnu hi hoon..... ab potty karne degi k nahi.....
I LUV U MSG......
Santa - aaj tere cell pe bade " I Luv U " ke msg aa rahe hai !
Kya baat hai?
Banta: Fakr se, O kuch nahi ji aaj biwi ka cell laya hun na.....
LIFE IS SMALL....
Life is small, live it!
Anger is injurious dump it!
Troubles r momentary, face it !
Memories r sweet, cherish it !
U r good i agree but, I am 2 Good, accept it !
CAR KA STEERING......
Sardar call wife -Ghar nahi aa sakta, car ka steering gear brake sab chori ho gaye...
After 1 Hour, he calls.
Aa raha hoon, galti se pichi wali seat pe baith gaya tha......
DIL AUR PYAAR....
Dil hai to pyar hai.....Pyar hai to Ishq hai.........Ishq hai to mohabat hai..... Mohabat hai to dard hai........ dard hai to zandu baam hai.....aur zandu baam hai to to to to to to...
Munni badnam h........
Ek Raat 2 Baje.......
Ek raat do baje bht tez barish ho rahi thi, santa ne 1 admi ke ghar ka door knock kiya aur poocha dhaka laga doge kya? plz......
Admi nind me tha isliye mana kar k andar a gaya.....use guilty feel hua......socha barish me koi meri help na karta to ?
wo utha aur bahar ja ke bola - kahan dhakka lagana hai......
Awaaz aayi haan
Admi- thik hai tum ho kahan?
Santa - Yahan garden me Jhule per...........