GOOD NIGHT !
Charo taraf faili hai moonlight !
Machhar bhi taiyar hai dene ko aapko lovebite !
Pillow ko pakad ke sona Tight !
Bole to mast Sweet Dreams wali GOOD NIGHT !
SMILE !
Smile is electricity & Life is a battery.
Whenever u smile d battery gets charged & a beautiful day is activated.
So keep Smiling !
GAALI Kya hai ?
Krodh ke samay mukh se nikle shabd ya shabdo ka samuh jinke ucharan ke paschat vyakti ke hriday ko shanti ka anubhav hota hai.....
UR Fav. Number !
Choose ur fav. no....
100,150,200,250,300,350,400....
&
No No
Dnt reply
Just
Recharge dt amount 2 my mobile
U will get my Blessings !
GIRL & BOY !
Girl: Dear ! is sunday 1st show ke Balcony k corner wale 2 ticket book kar lena !
Boy: Agar Corner wale nahi mile toh ?
Girl: Toh Movie dekh lenge...
Accident Ho Gaya!
hjb khd sk kuju dw8 9434 3hnr f bk ubs iuy w bd hic bku77 b bgd yi
Ghoor kya rahe ho message ka accident ho gaya hai
jaldi se kuch paise bhejo ilaaz karana hai !
Don't GO !
Don't go 4 looks, dey can deceive.
Don't go 4 wealth even dat fades away.
Go 4 someone who makes u smile becz only a smile makes a dark day seem bright ...
Munni Badnam hui !
1 dost ne dusre dost se 5 saal baad milne per pucha :
yaar tumhare bache papu or munni ka kya haal he
Dost - ji pappu pass ho gaya or munni badnam ho gayi....
GOOD MORNING MSG !
Subah subah zindagi ki shuruaat hoti hai , kisi apne se baat ho to khas hoti hai,
hans ke pyaar se apno ko "good morning"bolo to,khushiyan apne aap saath hoti hain.
Ultimate msg !
Mai market me hu, tere liye diwali pe kya lu ?
Kapde ya perfume ya or koi mast cheez
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Ye msg mujhe kab karoge kanjus diwali ane wali hai...
DUSSHERA MSG !
I pray dis dussehra showers upon u..!
SHANTI
SHAKTI
SAIYAM
SAMMAN
SARALTA
SAFALTA
SAMRIDHI
SANSKAAR
SWASTHYA.
PATI & PATNI !
Patni - tum pehle jitna pyaar nahi karte ho, shadi se pehle to pados ki chhat se kudkar milne ate the
Pati - Ab sochta hun us chat se kud jaun.....
SEASON GREETINGS !
mosam ne li angdai
humne le li razai
icecream se hai ab ladai
mungfali ghar me ayi
colddrink se muh mod liya
coffeee se nata jod liya.
Happy Winter Season !
TOUNGE !
A tounge has no bones but it can break a heart & also it can be a pillar of building 2 a broken heart...
WAH WAH !
Ankhon me ansu,
chehre par hansi hai,
Sanson me aahen.
Dil me bebasi hai,
Pehle Q nahi bataya Darwaze me ungli fansi hai....
RAAVAN & DOCTOR
1 baar, ravan doctor ke pass gaya aur bola mujhe bahut saalo se loose motions ki problem hai...
Doctor: wo toh hogi hi, kunki 10 input h aur 1 output....
FOR PARENTS !
Parents r like 1 unit 4 a child.
nurture ur bond if u aim 2 nurture well balances children.....
Sharabi & Bhagwan !
Ek sharabi mar raha tha to bhagwan prakat hue aur bole - koi antim iccha ?
Sharabi - Prabhu agli baar aankh chahe 1 hi dena, par liver 4 dena....
Santa & DOCTOR !
Santa: Dr. plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega?
Dr.: 50000
Santa: Agar plastic hum de to.....
Its Funny !
When people discuss Love vs Arranged Marriage.
Its like asking, if suicide is better or being murdered .
Diwali Msg !
Deepak ki roshni patakhon ki awaz khushiyan ki bauchar apno ka pyaar
mubarak ho aapko diwali kaa tyohar....HAPPY DIWALI
Dino din badhta jaye aapka karobar, pariwar me bana rahe sneh aur pyaar, hoti rahe sada apar dhanki bochar,aisa ho aapka Deepawali ka Tyohar.....
Kumkum bhare kadmo se aaye LAxmi ji aapke dwar, sukh sampati mile aapko apaar,
hamari aur se diwali ki shubh kamnayein karein sweekar.....
PATI & PATNI:
Patni: Andhe pati se kaash tumhari aankhein hoti to tum meri khubsurati ko dekh sakte.
Pati - agar tum khubsurat hoti to kya ankhon wale tumhe mere liye chod dete.....
The SIGN OF MATURITY !
is not wen we start saying "badi badi baatein"...but its actually wen we start understanding "choti choti baatein..."
Ranchordas & Virus !
Ranchordas: 1 over me kitne baal feki jati hai?
Virus: 6 balls.
Rancho: Galat, 1 over me 1 hi ball 6 baar feki jati hai...
Kabil bano ratne se kuch nahi hoga .....
Gabar & Sanbha !
Gabar: Are o sambha ye kaun log hain jo sms ka jawab nahi dete sasure...
Sambha: sardar ye wo log hain jo missed call karne ke baad bhi balance check karte hain.....
Teacher & Student:
Teacher: asked d student what is NOUN?
Student: to arz kiya hai,
kutta bhi apni gali mein hota hai king,
(his frnds wah ! Wah ! Wah ! Wah !) gaur se suniyega sir,
kutta bhi apni gali mein hota hai king,NOUN is d name of any person,place or thing...!
PRABHU PANE KE LIYE !
Sabhi dukhon se mukti ke liye
prabhu ki ye
TASVEER
Dekhiye...
Dikhi
Nahi
Papiyon ko nahi dikhti......
CONFESSION!
AAPko meri kaun si aadat buri lagti hai ?
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kiya to bahut maar khaoge...
Jhonson baby !
Dove se naha kar kya karna hai, 2012 me sabko marna hai, 2 saal khushi se ji le dost, kuonki agle janam me phir johnson baby se shuru karna hai...
SANTA & BILLI !
Santa ke ghar me billi rehti thi...
Santa billi se tang aakar use kahi chhod aaya, ghar aaya to billi usse pehle pahunch chuki thi...
Santa billi ko dobara door chhod aaya, ghar aaya to billi phir usse pehle pahunch gayi thi. tang aakar weh billi ko bahut door chodne gaya, waha jaakar usne aapni wife ko phone karke pucha kya billi pahunch gayi hai, wife boli "HAAN"
Santa: us kamini ko kaho mujhe aake le jaye mein rasta bhul gaya hoon...
Kissing a GIRL !
1. on her forehead is respect
2. on cheek is care.
3. on lips is Love
4. but kissing in front of her father
is
"Hud Hud
DABANNGG
DABANNGG
DABANNGG"
YOUR WISH CAN COME TRUE !
Kya aap SWITZERLAND jana chahte hain?
wahan jakar 5 star hotel me rehna chahte hain?
to visit kijiye hamari website
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www.BetaApniAukaatMeRaho.com...
SANTA & LADKI:
Santa ne ek wrong number milaya, kisi ladki ne fone uthaya
Santa: kaun bol raha hai.
Girl: Mai Geeta bol rahi hun, Aap kaun?
Santa: Main, "GURU GRANTH SAHAB".
MATHS PJ...:
usne na ki meri mohabat ki kadar,
wah ! wah !
usne na ki meri mohabat ki kadar
to maine bhi soch liya
TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH OTHER...
Good Morning MSG:
Aaj pyari si subah boli:uth dekh kya nazara hai, maine kaha ruk pehle msg bhej du us dost ko jo is subah se bhi pyara hai.... GOOD MORNING have a nice day....
SANTA WON LOTTERY !
Santa won lottery worth Rs. 20 Cr.
dealer gave him 11cr after deducting Tax
Santa: oye dealer ya mujhe pure 20cr dede ya mere 20rs vapas kar de....
Search This Blog
Zor Kaa Jhatka Hai Dheere Se laga
Kanhi andhera to kahin shaam hai
tumhari har khushi mere naam he
kuch mang karke to dekho teri puri property mere naam hai !
LADKI & LUDKA....oji apna SANTA SINGH ?
Ladki: Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho.
Santa: (sharmate Hue)kuch bhi ho main shaadi tumse hi karunga, aunty se klehna mujhe bhul jaye....
PATI & Patni
Patni: Khidki me parde lagwa do... naya padosi mujhe dekhne ki koshish karta hai...
Pati: 1 Bar thik se dekh lene de... Wo khud parde lagwa lega...
SANTA & DARU
Santa ne daru pi ke apne aapko aaine me dekha aur kaha: isko kahin dekha hai...Oyaad aaya, ye to wahi haramkhor hai jo meri shadi ki album me meri biwi ke saath tha.....
HEER & RANJHA
Heer: Main tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gayi, lut gayi, ruswa ho gayi....
Raanjha: To karamjali mai kaun sa I.A.S. Officer Ban gaya....
WHAT IS LUV ?
U look @ her, she lucks at u?
...No...
Love is wen U both luk @ d world 2gether & d world says "Dey look nice together"....
WHAT VOICE COMES WEN GLASS BREAKS DOWN?
CRASH.....
Nahi yaar
Mummy ki awaz aati hai -"Tod do sab tod do nalayak, tumhare sasural wale ayenge to cold drink lote me pilana....
Crispy CHIPKALI...
Chipkali ko ubal k dhoop me sukha k chips jese crunchi hone k baad, ketchup ooper se dal k khaya jaye to
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Ulti aa jati hai.....Eeeww...yakKKKKKKK....Mummy
dekhlo mujhe bhaiya khaana nahi khane de rahe....
ARZ KAILE HAI....
Style tohar tauba 2,
Wah ! Wah !
Gajab tohar Smile ba,
Wah ! Wah !
Cal/Msg ta tu karbu na,
Khali halla karba ki hamare pass mobile baa...
POSITION OF HUSBAND:
In d family is like "Split A.C."
No matter how loud it is 4m outside, inside d room it is designed 2 remain silent....
WOW !
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to pass jane ka to sawal hi paida nahi hota !!!
PLZ PASS DIS MSG
2 all ur frnds:A person wid Blood Group O+ mob no. 9313759739 needs 2 bottles of PEPSI Wid large Pizza...Hurry Up...
SANTA & HIS BOSS:
Santa: Sir, aap apni patni ko party me kyun nahi laate?
Boss: wo gaon ki hai...
Santa: "O sorry, mujhe laga wo sirf aapki hai".
SANTA & BANTA
Santa: jaldi kar khidki se kood, police aa rahi hai...
Banta : Lekin ye 13vi manzil hai.
Santa: abey ye shagun abshagun sochne kaa waqt nahi hai, bas tu kood...
HIGH QUALITY INSULT:
Girl:meri har saans pe 1-1 ladka marta hai....
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Boy: Oh ! to tum koi accha sa toothpaste istemaal kyun nahi karti....
PATI & PATNI:
Pati: m tang aa gaya hun tum roz
Mera Ghar
Mere Bacche
Meri Car
Mera mera hi karti ho kabhi Hamara bhi kaha karo
Ab almari me kya khoj rahi ho?
Patni:Hamara Peticoat...
VIJYADASHMI MSG:
Its not only a festival 2 celebrate a holiday...its a day of win of truth & humanity over evil...
So lets start a new life by killing all evils inside us n celebrate "VIJTYADASHMI"
A VERY FUNNY QUOTE:
"Come like a Racer, Sit like a Yogi, & Go like a King...!"
What's funny
dis slogan was written on a... TOILET DOOR...
DIWALI MSGS:
Asha ka deepak ho,
khushiyon ki jyoti ho,
palko ki seep me,
sapno ke moti ho,
man me umang ho,
priyjan sab sang ho,
AAPKI DIWALI ME JAGMAG RANG HO...
Kumkum bhare kadmo se aaye LAXMI ji aapke dwaar, sukh sampati mile aapko apaar,
Hamari aur se DIWALI ki Shubh kamnayein karein sweekar, Happy Diwali
Swarg se "Laxmiji"
Brahmlok se "Brahmaji"
Vakunth se "Vishnuji"
Kailash se "Mahadevji
&
Jyoti nagar se Ashish & Pooja ki taraf se "Diwali ki Hardik Shubh kamnayein"
Kanhi andhera to kahin shaam hai
tumhari har khushi mere naam he
kuch mang karke to dekho teri puri property mere naam hai !
LADKI & LUDKA....oji apna SANTA SINGH ?
Ladki: Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho.
Santa: (sharmate Hue)kuch bhi ho main shaadi tumse hi karunga, aunty se klehna mujhe bhul jaye....
PATI & Patni
Patni: Khidki me parde lagwa do... naya padosi mujhe dekhne ki koshish karta hai...
Pati: 1 Bar thik se dekh lene de... Wo khud parde lagwa lega...
SANTA & DARU
Santa ne daru pi ke apne aapko aaine me dekha aur kaha: isko kahin dekha hai...Oyaad aaya, ye to wahi haramkhor hai jo meri shadi ki album me meri biwi ke saath tha.....
HEER & RANJHA
Heer: Main tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gayi, lut gayi, ruswa ho gayi....
Raanjha: To karamjali mai kaun sa I.A.S. Officer Ban gaya....
WHAT IS LUV ?
U look @ her, she lucks at u?
...No...
Love is wen U both luk @ d world 2gether & d world says "Dey look nice together"....
WHAT VOICE COMES WEN GLASS BREAKS DOWN?
CRASH.....
Nahi yaar
Mummy ki awaz aati hai -"Tod do sab tod do nalayak, tumhare sasural wale ayenge to cold drink lote me pilana....
Crispy CHIPKALI...
Chipkali ko ubal k dhoop me sukha k chips jese crunchi hone k baad, ketchup ooper se dal k khaya jaye to
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Ulti aa jati hai.....Eeeww...yakKKKKKKK....Mummy
dekhlo mujhe bhaiya khaana nahi khane de rahe....
ARZ KAILE HAI....
Style tohar tauba 2,
Wah ! Wah !
Gajab tohar Smile ba,
Wah ! Wah !
Cal/Msg ta tu karbu na,
Khali halla karba ki hamare pass mobile baa...
POSITION OF HUSBAND:
In d family is like "Split A.C."
No matter how loud it is 4m outside, inside d room it is designed 2 remain silent....
WOW !
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to pass jane ka to sawal hi paida nahi hota !!!
PLZ PASS DIS MSG
2 all ur frnds:A person wid Blood Group O+ mob no. 9313759739 needs 2 bottles of PEPSI Wid large Pizza...Hurry Up...
SANTA & HIS BOSS:
Santa: Sir, aap apni patni ko party me kyun nahi laate?
Boss: wo gaon ki hai...
Santa: "O sorry, mujhe laga wo sirf aapki hai".
SANTA & BANTA
Santa: jaldi kar khidki se kood, police aa rahi hai...
Banta : Lekin ye 13vi manzil hai.
Santa: abey ye shagun abshagun sochne kaa waqt nahi hai, bas tu kood...
HIGH QUALITY INSULT:
Girl:meri har saans pe 1-1 ladka marta hai....
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Boy: Oh ! to tum koi accha sa toothpaste istemaal kyun nahi karti....
PATI & PATNI:
Pati: m tang aa gaya hun tum roz
Mera Ghar
Mere Bacche
Meri Car
Mera mera hi karti ho kabhi Hamara bhi kaha karo
Ab almari me kya khoj rahi ho?
Patni:Hamara Peticoat...
VIJYADASHMI MSG:
Its not only a festival 2 celebrate a holiday...its a day of win of truth & humanity over evil...
So lets start a new life by killing all evils inside us n celebrate "VIJTYADASHMI"
A VERY FUNNY QUOTE:
"Come like a Racer, Sit like a Yogi, & Go like a King...!"
What's funny
dis slogan was written on a... TOILET DOOR...
DIWALI MSGS:
Asha ka deepak ho,
khushiyon ki jyoti ho,
palko ki seep me,
sapno ke moti ho,
man me umang ho,
priyjan sab sang ho,
AAPKI DIWALI ME JAGMAG RANG HO...
Kumkum bhare kadmo se aaye LAXMI ji aapke dwaar, sukh sampati mile aapko apaar,
Hamari aur se DIWALI ki Shubh kamnayein karein sweekar, Happy Diwali
Swarg se "Laxmiji"
Brahmlok se "Brahmaji"
Vakunth se "Vishnuji"
Kailash se "Mahadevji
&
Jyoti nagar se Ashish & Pooja ki taraf se "Diwali ki Hardik Shubh kamnayein"
SMS !
FUNNY 1 !
Dil ka kaha 1 kaam kar do,
pyari si muskurahat mere naam kar do,
aaj duniya pe 1 ehsaan kar do.
Ghar se naha ke niklo aur pure
Mohalle ko Hairan Kar Do.
Girls Speciality !
Karnataka - Dressing
Chennai - Stylish
punjab - Colourful
Mumbai - Hot
Kashmir - Attractive
U.P. - Kuch quality na ho par attitude ki kami nahi hai...!
Message for Navratres !
Mandir ki Ghanti,
Arti ki thali,
Nadi k kinare suraj ki lali,
jindagi me aye khushiyon ki bahar,
Mubarak ho aapko "Navmi"- ka tyohar.
Laal rang ki chunri se sajaa maa ka darbaar,
harshit hua man, pulkit hua sansaar,
Nanhe -2 kadmo se MAA aaye aapke dwaar,
Mubarak ho aapko Navratre Kaa tyohaar.
Feel d depth of dis sentence -
"God doesnot like d HARDNESS of tounge n Heart dats y he made dem BONELESS"
Kaash AAp....!!!
kash aap bakri hote, hum aapko ghaas khilate or jor se aapke sing hilate.
Aur puchte SMS kon karega tum ya mai !
aur aap pyaar se kehte
Mai....Mai.....Mai.....Mai....
PATNI CHALISA !
Namoh Namoh Patni maharani, tumhari mahima koi na jani
humne samjha tum abla ho, par tum sabse badi bala ho.
Jis din haath me belan awe, us din pati khub chilawe.
Sare bed pe patni sove, pati beth farsh par rove.
tumse hi ghar mathura kaashi, aur tumse hi ghar satyanashi !
Patni chalisa jo nar gave, sab sukh chod param dukh pave.
Bhoot pisach najar aa jave, patni jab asli roop me awe .
Bolo Patni maharani ki jai.
WAH ! WAH !
Har desh ki 1 sarhad hoti hai,
bache ki bhi 1 zidd hoti hai aur kitna intezaar karru tere SMS ka kanjusi ki bhi hadd hoti hai !
3 things 2 rember in Morning !1.
Pehle GOD ko yaad kariye taki aap g sakein.
2. phir mukhe sms kariye taki m G Sakun.
3. phir Naha lia kariye taki Log G sake.....
GOOD NIGHT MESSAGE !
pyari si sweet si neend ke baad raat ke kuch hasin lamho ke baad subah ke kuch hasin sapni ke baad, aapko pyara sa sweet sa GOOD Night...Abhie so jao subah nahi hui...pata nahi tumhari neend me chalne ki bimari kab jayegi...
BAHUT Hi Sweet !
Aisa Karo ....
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Main dusra bhajta hoon!
KASAM SE !
Aaj hum diye pe haath rakhkar kasam khate hain ki-roj padenge, class atend karenge, techares ko gali nahi denge, notes banayenge...
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.ABE O ... diye mai phuk kisne Mari be.....
Doctor VS Vakil
Doctor ki galti aur vakil ki galti me difference?
Doctor ki galti zameen k 4 foot niche gaad deti hai aur
Vakil ki galti 4 foot upar....taang deti hai........
A True LOVE STORY !
1nce upon a time true lovers wen for a long walk,
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remaining story I'll tel u when dey come back !
Dil ka kaha 1 kaam kar do,
pyari si muskurahat mere naam kar do,
aaj duniya pe 1 ehsaan kar do.
Ghar se naha ke niklo aur pure
Mohalle ko Hairan Kar Do.
Girls Speciality !
Karnataka - Dressing
Chennai - Stylish
punjab - Colourful
Mumbai - Hot
Kashmir - Attractive
U.P. - Kuch quality na ho par attitude ki kami nahi hai...!
Message for Navratres !
Mandir ki Ghanti,
Arti ki thali,
Nadi k kinare suraj ki lali,
jindagi me aye khushiyon ki bahar,
Mubarak ho aapko "Navmi"- ka tyohar.
Laal rang ki chunri se sajaa maa ka darbaar,
harshit hua man, pulkit hua sansaar,
Nanhe -2 kadmo se MAA aaye aapke dwaar,
Mubarak ho aapko Navratre Kaa tyohaar.
Feel d depth of dis sentence -
"God doesnot like d HARDNESS of tounge n Heart dats y he made dem BONELESS"
Kaash AAp....!!!
kash aap bakri hote, hum aapko ghaas khilate or jor se aapke sing hilate.
Aur puchte SMS kon karega tum ya mai !
aur aap pyaar se kehte
Mai....Mai.....Mai.....Mai....
PATNI CHALISA !
Namoh Namoh Patni maharani, tumhari mahima koi na jani
humne samjha tum abla ho, par tum sabse badi bala ho.
Jis din haath me belan awe, us din pati khub chilawe.
Sare bed pe patni sove, pati beth farsh par rove.
tumse hi ghar mathura kaashi, aur tumse hi ghar satyanashi !
Patni chalisa jo nar gave, sab sukh chod param dukh pave.
Bhoot pisach najar aa jave, patni jab asli roop me awe .
Bolo Patni maharani ki jai.
WAH ! WAH !
Har desh ki 1 sarhad hoti hai,
bache ki bhi 1 zidd hoti hai aur kitna intezaar karru tere SMS ka kanjusi ki bhi hadd hoti hai !
3 things 2 rember in Morning !1.
Pehle GOD ko yaad kariye taki aap g sakein.
2. phir mukhe sms kariye taki m G Sakun.
3. phir Naha lia kariye taki Log G sake.....
GOOD NIGHT MESSAGE !
pyari si sweet si neend ke baad raat ke kuch hasin lamho ke baad subah ke kuch hasin sapni ke baad, aapko pyara sa sweet sa GOOD Night...Abhie so jao subah nahi hui...pata nahi tumhari neend me chalne ki bimari kab jayegi...
BAHUT Hi Sweet !
Aisa Karo ....
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Main dusra bhajta hoon!
KASAM SE !
Aaj hum diye pe haath rakhkar kasam khate hain ki-roj padenge, class atend karenge, techares ko gali nahi denge, notes banayenge...
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.ABE O ... diye mai phuk kisne Mari be.....
Doctor VS Vakil
Doctor ki galti aur vakil ki galti me difference?
Doctor ki galti zameen k 4 foot niche gaad deti hai aur
Vakil ki galti 4 foot upar....taang deti hai........
A True LOVE STORY !
1nce upon a time true lovers wen for a long walk,
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remaining story I'll tel u when dey come back !
MORE SMS FOR ALL KINDS !
DHANTERAS !
Aayi aayi dhanteras aayi - saath me kitni khushiyan laayi - dhoom machao - mauz manao - aur is saal me bhi khoob paisa kamao. AApko dhanteras ki shubh kamnayein !
ANOTHER ONE
Dinodin badhta jaye aapka karobaar, pariwar me bana rahe sneh aur pyar, hoti rahe sada apar dhan ki bochar, aisa ho aapka DHANTERAS KA tyohar... HAPPY DHANTERAS....!
ONE MORE
D-DHAN
H-Himat
A-Aishwary
N-Nidhi
T-Tej
E-Ezzat
R-Rajyog
A-aarogya
S-Safalta
May God give u all these things Happy DHANTERAS !
EK MACCHAR !
1 machhar suicide karne ke liye chipkali ke samne jaake bola plz eat me but usne mana kar diya
why?
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Kyunki
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Uska
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Karvachauth Kaa vrat tha !
IS DIWALI !
Is diwali se agli diwali tak aapko
gharwali
bharwali
sabjiwali
fulwali
kaamwali
officewali
dudhwali
sabka pyar mile
happy diwali in advance !
SANTA & TEACHER !
Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions:
Teacher - If 1000kgs=Ton
then
for 3000kgs=How much?
Santaji- Ton! Ton! Ton!
WIFE & HUSBAND:
Wife:india jao to saree bhejna dubai jao to jwelery bhejna, france jao to purfume bhejna.
Husband: Narak jaon to kya bheju
Wife: Apna video....
SANTA & NURSE:
Nurse: badhaiyan ji aapke ghar ladka paida hua hai
Santa: Wah G Kya technology hai, biwi meri hospital mein aur ladka ghar paida hua hai...!!
EK BHIKARI RESTAURANT ME!
Bhai sahab zara sabji wali gunjia dena
Restaurant wala: kya?
Another boy: arey ye Momos maang raha hai!!
LION !
Jab lion 3 baar dhadta hai to kya hota hai
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Socho-
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Batao
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nahi pata dimag lagao
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are yaar TOM & Jerry shuru hota hai aur kya !
DIWALI WISHES
Dinodin badhta jaye aapka karobar pariwar me bana rahe sneh or pyar.
Hoti rahe sada aapar dhanki bochar
aisa ho aapka diwali ka tyohar.
With gleam of diyas & d echo of d chants - may happiness & contentment fill ur life.
Wishing u & ur family a Very Happy, Prosperous & Safe Diwali.
I pray 2 God 2 give u SHANTI SHAKTI SAMPATI SWARUP SANYAM SAADGI SAFALTA SAMRIDHI SANSKAR SWASTHA SAMAAN SARASWATI SNEH
SHUBH DIWALI
I WISH U HAPPY DIWALI
I know ye zaldi h par kya karun bahut sare.
Young,
Smart,
beautiful,
frnds ko wish karna hai.
Socha kyo na pehle
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BUZURGO ko nipta lun.
DIWALI KA DIN,
KHUSH HO MAN,
SHUBH HO KARM,
KARO RAM G KA SWAGAT,
OR LAXMIJI DENGI LABH,
TO AAP KO MUBARAK HO DIWALI KA TYOHAR.....
DEEP KA UJALA,
PATHAKHO KA RA RANG,
DHOOPO ki Khushbu,
Pyaar bhari Umang,
Apno ka pyaar-
mubarak ho aapko
DIWALI KA TYOHAR - Maa laxmi apni kripa aap par banaye rakhe....
Rocket=Rs.75/-
Bomb=50/-
Anar=100/-
Phulkhari=40/-
Chakri = 100/-
Total=365/-
wastage of money.
Royakl Stag=300/- Piyo pathakhe apne aap bajange....
Maha Laxmi Namastubhyam,
namastubhyam Sureshwari,
Hari priye Namastubhyam,
Namastubhyam daya nidhe....HAPPY DIWALI
DIWALI par apne hriday me gyan kaa deepak jalao
Jeevan ko parmarth me lagao.....
JAI SHRI KRISHNA....HAPPY DIWALI
Dhan kuber lutayen apna khazana aap par,
mahalaxmi ka noor aap par barse,
Pariwar me bana rahe sneh or pyaar,
deepmala ki tarah jagmagata rahe aapka ghar sansar, maa laxmi ki kripa lekar aaye aapke dwar is diwali ka tyohar.... HAPPY DEEPAWALI
SHAYARI
Dis could kill u, read it @ ur own risk "Aatma chhod gayi sharir purana...
WAH WAH
Aatma chhod gayi sharir purana....
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"A 4 APPLE
B 4 BANANA !
INSAAN
Doob jati hain kashtiyan, jab aate hain tufan
yaden reh jati hai bichad jate hai insaan,
yaad rakhoge to bahut karib paoge... or bhool jaoge to dundhte he reh jaoge....
Diff Btw IGNORANCE & SELF CONTROL
"When u see d mirror, u dont laugh, datz IGNORANCE"
"When i luk at U, I also dnt laugh, Datz SELF CONTROL....
SAVDHAAN
sabhi vivahit bhaiyo se anurodh hai ki aaj sadbhavna aur thande dimag se kaam le, bhuki sherni khatarnak sabit ho sakti hai...HAPPY KARVACHAUTH....
GAL & BOYS
2boys wr folwing 2 gals each gal took rakhi n tied 2 der hands n askd dem "What will u do now"?
1boy 2 another - dude,u marry my sister, i will marry ur sister...
A BANIYA
A bania donated blood to arab guy, he gifted him Ferarri. Bania again donated blood 2 him, he got Rs. 20
Bania: Whats this?
ARAB: Ab meri ragon me tera khoon hai....
KARWACHAUTH
Aye to sang laye khushiyan hazaar, har saal manaye ham ye tyohar, bhar de aapka daman jewellery ke saath, de jaye umren hazar baar baar-Happy Karwachauth....
TIPS 4 CHILD Nurture.
Encourage ur child 2 participate, ragardless of winning or losing. dis spirit will take him ahead in life....
RAAZ KI BAAT
Ye 1 raaz ki baat hai....
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kisi ko mat batana
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nahi bataoge na...!
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wada
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GANGADHAR hi SHAKTIMAAN HAI !
ARZ KIYA HAI
Jo dete hain girl ko tohfe wahi lagate hai unki shadi me sofe
jo jate hain un ke piche, wo ate hai car ke niche
Jo kehte hain unko janu wahi bante hai unke bacho ke MAMU...
ITS U !
Every life in dis world is painted by GOD.
I am thankful 2 him, becz when he painted my life including one beautiful colour like u....
HAPPY NEW YEAR WISH !
Hawaon ke hath arman bheja hai, network k jariye paigam bheja hai, fursat mile to kabul kar lena, delhi se shezade ne 51 din pehle naye saal ka salam bheja hai....
The Four Beautiful thoughts of life:
Look back & get experience !
Look Forward & see Hope !
Look Around & Find Reality!
Look within & find Confidence !
Chalak Lomri di Kahani !
Crow da munda te lomri di kuri phir mile.
Crow was sitting wid maas ka tukda in his muh on da branch.
Lomri ne dekha te sochya Kaam ban gaya mera....
Lomri kehndi plz sing me a song, crow samajh gaya there is something wrong.
Lomri kehndi ur voice is 2 cool.
Crow samajh gaya she is daughter of dat who made my papa fool.
Crow ne maas khaya phir gana gaya.
Moral - Where something is wrong never sing a song....
Understand....
Aayi aayi dhanteras aayi - saath me kitni khushiyan laayi - dhoom machao - mauz manao - aur is saal me bhi khoob paisa kamao. AApko dhanteras ki shubh kamnayein !
ANOTHER ONE
Dinodin badhta jaye aapka karobaar, pariwar me bana rahe sneh aur pyar, hoti rahe sada apar dhan ki bochar, aisa ho aapka DHANTERAS KA tyohar... HAPPY DHANTERAS....!
ONE MORE
D-DHAN
H-Himat
A-Aishwary
N-Nidhi
T-Tej
E-Ezzat
R-Rajyog
A-aarogya
S-Safalta
May God give u all these things Happy DHANTERAS !
EK MACCHAR !
1 machhar suicide karne ke liye chipkali ke samne jaake bola plz eat me but usne mana kar diya
why?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Kyunki
??
??
??
??
??
Uska
??
Karvachauth Kaa vrat tha !
IS DIWALI !
Is diwali se agli diwali tak aapko
gharwali
bharwali
sabjiwali
fulwali
kaamwali
officewali
dudhwali
sabka pyar mile
happy diwali in advance !
SANTA & TEACHER !
Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions:
Teacher - If 1000kgs=Ton
then
for 3000kgs=How much?
Santaji- Ton! Ton! Ton!
WIFE & HUSBAND:
Wife:india jao to saree bhejna dubai jao to jwelery bhejna, france jao to purfume bhejna.
Husband: Narak jaon to kya bheju
Wife: Apna video....
SANTA & NURSE:
Nurse: badhaiyan ji aapke ghar ladka paida hua hai
Santa: Wah G Kya technology hai, biwi meri hospital mein aur ladka ghar paida hua hai...!!
EK BHIKARI RESTAURANT ME!
Bhai sahab zara sabji wali gunjia dena
Restaurant wala: kya?
Another boy: arey ye Momos maang raha hai!!
LION !
Jab lion 3 baar dhadta hai to kya hota hai
-
-
-
-
-
Socho-
-
-
-
Batao
-
-
-
-
nahi pata dimag lagao
-
-
-
are yaar TOM & Jerry shuru hota hai aur kya !
DIWALI WISHES
Dinodin badhta jaye aapka karobar pariwar me bana rahe sneh or pyar.
Hoti rahe sada aapar dhanki bochar
aisa ho aapka diwali ka tyohar.
With gleam of diyas & d echo of d chants - may happiness & contentment fill ur life.
Wishing u & ur family a Very Happy, Prosperous & Safe Diwali.
I pray 2 God 2 give u SHANTI SHAKTI SAMPATI SWARUP SANYAM SAADGI SAFALTA SAMRIDHI SANSKAR SWASTHA SAMAAN SARASWATI SNEH
SHUBH DIWALI
I WISH U HAPPY DIWALI
I know ye zaldi h par kya karun bahut sare.
Young,
Smart,
beautiful,
frnds ko wish karna hai.
Socha kyo na pehle
.
.
.
BUZURGO ko nipta lun.
DIWALI KA DIN,
KHUSH HO MAN,
SHUBH HO KARM,
KARO RAM G KA SWAGAT,
OR LAXMIJI DENGI LABH,
TO AAP KO MUBARAK HO DIWALI KA TYOHAR.....
DEEP KA UJALA,
PATHAKHO KA RA RANG,
DHOOPO ki Khushbu,
Pyaar bhari Umang,
Apno ka pyaar-
mubarak ho aapko
DIWALI KA TYOHAR - Maa laxmi apni kripa aap par banaye rakhe....
Rocket=Rs.75/-
Bomb=50/-
Anar=100/-
Phulkhari=40/-
Chakri = 100/-
Total=365/-
wastage of money.
Royakl Stag=300/- Piyo pathakhe apne aap bajange....
Maha Laxmi Namastubhyam,
namastubhyam Sureshwari,
Hari priye Namastubhyam,
Namastubhyam daya nidhe....HAPPY DIWALI
DIWALI par apne hriday me gyan kaa deepak jalao
Jeevan ko parmarth me lagao.....
JAI SHRI KRISHNA....HAPPY DIWALI
Dhan kuber lutayen apna khazana aap par,
mahalaxmi ka noor aap par barse,
Pariwar me bana rahe sneh or pyaar,
deepmala ki tarah jagmagata rahe aapka ghar sansar, maa laxmi ki kripa lekar aaye aapke dwar is diwali ka tyohar.... HAPPY DEEPAWALI
SHAYARI
Dis could kill u, read it @ ur own risk "Aatma chhod gayi sharir purana...
WAH WAH
Aatma chhod gayi sharir purana....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"A 4 APPLE
B 4 BANANA !
INSAAN
Doob jati hain kashtiyan, jab aate hain tufan
yaden reh jati hai bichad jate hai insaan,
yaad rakhoge to bahut karib paoge... or bhool jaoge to dundhte he reh jaoge....
Diff Btw IGNORANCE & SELF CONTROL
"When u see d mirror, u dont laugh, datz IGNORANCE"
"When i luk at U, I also dnt laugh, Datz SELF CONTROL....
SAVDHAAN
sabhi vivahit bhaiyo se anurodh hai ki aaj sadbhavna aur thande dimag se kaam le, bhuki sherni khatarnak sabit ho sakti hai...HAPPY KARVACHAUTH....
GAL & BOYS
2boys wr folwing 2 gals each gal took rakhi n tied 2 der hands n askd dem "What will u do now"?
1boy 2 another - dude,u marry my sister, i will marry ur sister...
A BANIYA
A bania donated blood to arab guy, he gifted him Ferarri. Bania again donated blood 2 him, he got Rs. 20
Bania: Whats this?
ARAB: Ab meri ragon me tera khoon hai....
KARWACHAUTH
Aye to sang laye khushiyan hazaar, har saal manaye ham ye tyohar, bhar de aapka daman jewellery ke saath, de jaye umren hazar baar baar-Happy Karwachauth....
TIPS 4 CHILD Nurture.
Encourage ur child 2 participate, ragardless of winning or losing. dis spirit will take him ahead in life....
RAAZ KI BAAT
Ye 1 raaz ki baat hai....
.
.
.
.
.
.
kisi ko mat batana
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
nahi bataoge na...!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
wada
.
.
.
.
.
.to suno
.
.
.
.
.
GANGADHAR hi SHAKTIMAAN HAI !
ARZ KIYA HAI
Jo dete hain girl ko tohfe wahi lagate hai unki shadi me sofe
jo jate hain un ke piche, wo ate hai car ke niche
Jo kehte hain unko janu wahi bante hai unke bacho ke MAMU...
ITS U !
Every life in dis world is painted by GOD.
I am thankful 2 him, becz when he painted my life including one beautiful colour like u....
HAPPY NEW YEAR WISH !
Hawaon ke hath arman bheja hai, network k jariye paigam bheja hai, fursat mile to kabul kar lena, delhi se shezade ne 51 din pehle naye saal ka salam bheja hai....
The Four Beautiful thoughts of life:
Look back & get experience !
Look Forward & see Hope !
Look Around & Find Reality!
Look within & find Confidence !
Chalak Lomri di Kahani !
Crow da munda te lomri di kuri phir mile.
Crow was sitting wid maas ka tukda in his muh on da branch.
Lomri ne dekha te sochya Kaam ban gaya mera....
Lomri kehndi plz sing me a song, crow samajh gaya there is something wrong.
Lomri kehndi ur voice is 2 cool.
Crow samajh gaya she is daughter of dat who made my papa fool.
Crow ne maas khaya phir gana gaya.
Moral - Where something is wrong never sing a song....
Understand....
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