Zor Kaa Jhatka Hai Dheere Se laga
Kanhi andhera to kahin shaam hai
tumhari har khushi mere naam he
kuch mang karke to dekho teri puri property mere naam hai !
LADKI & LUDKA....oji apna SANTA SINGH ?
Ladki: Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho.
Santa: (sharmate Hue)kuch bhi ho main shaadi tumse hi karunga, aunty se klehna mujhe bhul jaye....
PATI & Patni
Patni: Khidki me parde lagwa do... naya padosi mujhe dekhne ki koshish karta hai...
Pati: 1 Bar thik se dekh lene de... Wo khud parde lagwa lega...
SANTA & DARU
Santa ne daru pi ke apne aapko aaine me dekha aur kaha: isko kahin dekha hai...Oyaad aaya, ye to wahi haramkhor hai jo meri shadi ki album me meri biwi ke saath tha.....
HEER & RANJHA
Heer: Main tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gayi, lut gayi, ruswa ho gayi....
Raanjha: To karamjali mai kaun sa I.A.S. Officer Ban gaya....
WHAT IS LUV ?
U look @ her, she lucks at u?
...No...
Love is wen U both luk @ d world 2gether & d world says "Dey look nice together"....
WHAT VOICE COMES WEN GLASS BREAKS DOWN?
CRASH.....
Nahi yaar
Mummy ki awaz aati hai -"Tod do sab tod do nalayak, tumhare sasural wale ayenge to cold drink lote me pilana....
Crispy CHIPKALI...
Chipkali ko ubal k dhoop me sukha k chips jese crunchi hone k baad, ketchup ooper se dal k khaya jaye to
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Ulti aa jati hai.....Eeeww...yakKKKKKKK....Mummy
dekhlo mujhe bhaiya khaana nahi khane de rahe....
ARZ KAILE HAI....
Style tohar tauba 2,
Wah ! Wah !
Gajab tohar Smile ba,
Wah ! Wah !
Cal/Msg ta tu karbu na,
Khali halla karba ki hamare pass mobile baa...
POSITION OF HUSBAND:
In d family is like "Split A.C."
No matter how loud it is 4m outside, inside d room it is designed 2 remain silent....
WOW !
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to pass jane ka to sawal hi paida nahi hota !!!
PLZ PASS DIS MSG
2 all ur frnds:A person wid Blood Group O+ mob no. 9313759739 needs 2 bottles of PEPSI Wid large Pizza...Hurry Up...
SANTA & HIS BOSS:
Santa: Sir, aap apni patni ko party me kyun nahi laate?
Boss: wo gaon ki hai...
Santa: "O sorry, mujhe laga wo sirf aapki hai".
SANTA & BANTA
Santa: jaldi kar khidki se kood, police aa rahi hai...
Banta : Lekin ye 13vi manzil hai.
Santa: abey ye shagun abshagun sochne kaa waqt nahi hai, bas tu kood...
HIGH QUALITY INSULT:
Girl:meri har saans pe 1-1 ladka marta hai....
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Boy: Oh ! to tum koi accha sa toothpaste istemaal kyun nahi karti....
PATI & PATNI:
Pati: m tang aa gaya hun tum roz
Mera Ghar
Mere Bacche
Meri Car
Mera mera hi karti ho kabhi Hamara bhi kaha karo
Ab almari me kya khoj rahi ho?
Patni:Hamara Peticoat...
VIJYADASHMI MSG:
Its not only a festival 2 celebrate a holiday...its a day of win of truth & humanity over evil...
So lets start a new life by killing all evils inside us n celebrate "VIJTYADASHMI"
A VERY FUNNY QUOTE:
"Come like a Racer, Sit like a Yogi, & Go like a King...!"
What's funny
dis slogan was written on a... TOILET DOOR...
DIWALI MSGS:
Asha ka deepak ho,
khushiyon ki jyoti ho,
palko ki seep me,
sapno ke moti ho,
man me umang ho,
priyjan sab sang ho,
AAPKI DIWALI ME JAGMAG RANG HO...
Kumkum bhare kadmo se aaye LAXMI ji aapke dwaar, sukh sampati mile aapko apaar,
Hamari aur se DIWALI ki Shubh kamnayein karein sweekar, Happy Diwali
Swarg se "Laxmiji"
Brahmlok se "Brahmaji"
Vakunth se "Vishnuji"
Kailash se "Mahadevji
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Jyoti nagar se Ashish & Pooja ki taraf se "Diwali ki Hardik Shubh kamnayein"