SMS !

SANTA & BANTA
Santa se pucha gaya akal badi ya bhains ?
Santa was confused & after sometime replied: tusi menu ullu samjhte ho kya? Date of Birth to batayi nahin.....

TRUE FRNDSHIP
short msg abt true frndship
Frnd 1: Did u forget me..?
Frnd 2 : (With Smile) I'm Still Alive ...!!

YAAD RAKHNA...
Life me 2 bataien yaad rakhna....

1. Hawa chalti hai to pate hilte hain...
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2. Nahi chalte toh nahi hilte..

BOY & GIRL

Boy: I will climb d talest mountain, swim d deepest sea,walk on hot desert just 4 u.
Girl:So sweet, let's meet in evening.
Boy:Abhi to barish ho rahi,mummy dategi.

KUDI & MUNDA

Munda: mujhse dosti karogi?
Kudi: mere parents allow nahi karte
Munda:Na, mere parents ne to authority letter de k college aashiqui karne bheja hai...

CHOR & SHIELA DIXIT

Chor 2 a lady:- apna paisa nikaal.

Lady: Hey, I am shiela Dixit, Delhi's Chief minister......

Chor: Accha, chal toh phir jldi se hamare paise nikaal......

SMILE!
Smile ever udas never !
Speak ever gumsum never !
Share ever chupana never !
Care ever tension Never !
bcz hum haina aapke saath 4ever......

Ek POET Bana Daaku

Ek poet kangaali se tang aa kar daketi karne 1 bank gaya or kaha,

Arz hai,
takdir me jo hai wahi milega, HandUp, koi apni jagah se nahi hilega....
Fir cashier se kaha...
Apne kuch khawab meri aankho se nikaal do......
Jo kuch bhi tumhare pass hai jaldi se is bag mein daal do...
Bahut koshish karta hu teri yad bhulane ki......
khabardaar koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki....
bhula de mujhko kya jata hai tera.........
me goli maar dunga, jo kisi ne picha kia mera........

Zehrili Shayari !

Arz kiya hai-
insaan insaan ko das raha hai......
"waah "
"waah"
insaan insaan ko das raha hai.....
saanp...

side mein baith k has raha hai.....

Kavita likh rahi hu :

unhe na thi mere rishton ki kadar,
wah wah
unhe na thi mere rishton ki kadar,
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kavita galat ho gayi,

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rubber do rubber !

Good Morning !

bistar se kijiye thodi se bewafai.....
aapke liye humne ki raat se ladai,
aur itni hasin subah bulai,
uthye janab ab to dhup bhi nikal aai, good Morning....

RESTAURANT of IDIOTs

"Mr. Lee Chu" 4m China & "Mr. Han Tiya" 4m Korea came 2 India & opened a restaurant
But no customer came there
why?
B.coz they named it: "CHU-TIYA's Restaurant"

Octopus Baba !
Choose any no.
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Aap logon ko to chaska hi pad gaya hai...

Main kya Octopus Baba hun.....

Ek Baat !

( ',')
<( )> Yaar
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Meri chappal fir gayab hui tum kab baaz aaoge apni in harkaton se.....

MAN & WOMAN !

Man speaks 15000 words daily......
woman speaks 30000 ....
problem starts wen husband comes 4m office after finishing his 15000 words, & den wife starts her 30000.

New Mobile Features with gr8 rates

Ek 800Rs. ka naya mobile jis me
Bluetooth
5Mega Pixel
Double Camera
Touch Screen
Mp3
Radio
8Gb Memory
Internet
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Kuch bhi nahi hai, chahiye to batana......

Ek Petu PATHAN ki kahani!

Pathan- molvi sabah koi aisa tarika batao k mai khau, peeo or mera roza na tute
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Molve - logo se laate khao or gusse ko pee jao sub kuch tutega magar roza nahi tutega...

A nice quote by a good frnd:

I dont care wen u disturb me....
But I get disturbed wen u don't disturb me ...

Quote!

Zeevan me sangharsh aur kathnai hame nirash karne nahi aate balki jeevan se ladke ki prerna dene aate hai....

Shastro me likha hai !
"Pati - Patni ek hi gadi ke 2 pahiye hai...
agar dono me se 1 bhi kharab ho jaye to gaadi nahi chal sakti".
Moral of d story is ...
Stepni Rakho......

Dosti means !

Ek pyara sa dil, jo kabhie nafrat nahi karta
1 smile jo fiki nahi padti
1 ehsaas jo kabhie dukh nahi deta &
1 rishta jo kabhie khatam nahi hota......

Most Innocent Dhamki :

Ek chor ghar me chori kar raha tha tabhie baccha jaag gaya or bola: mera school bag leja warna mummy papa ko utha dunga.......

GOOD Morning!

A msg 2 start ur day
A prayer 2 bless ur way
A cheer 2 perfect ur Day &
A moment 2 say "Take Care & Have a Lovely Day"

FULTOO SHAYARI:

Wah bakri teri bhi kya shaan hai......

Gour Farmaiye.....

Wah bakri teri bhi kya shaan hai.....

Poonch ke niche Hing Goili ki dukaan hai.....

Bikhari & MADAM !

Bikhari: madam ji 1 rupaiya de do...
Madam: tumko road pe bhik mangte sharam nahi aati
Bhikari: to kya tere ek rupaiye ke liye office khol lun.....

Mirror & U !

Dont stand 2 much in front of MIRROR.
even d mirror will fall in luv wid u,
bc'z ur so cute & loving .
For more such Jokes recharge Rs. 30/week 2 my number....

BOYS N GULS

Boy- Tum ladkiyan itni khubsurat kyun hoti ho ?
Girl: Q ki God ne hume apne hathon se banaya hai....
Boy- Bol toh aise rahi hai, jaise hame theke pe diya tha,

NEPALI & sahabji

Nepali: UU Shaabji shyam singh ka mobile kahan milega?
Salesman: Pata Nahi
Nepali : Address to isi dukan ka hai.
Salesman: Abe ye Shyam singh nahi SAMSUNG hai.

HAPPY DIWALI WISH:

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BOYS RULE:

hausle sare azma baithe,
hum zamane ke gum utha baithe,
jiski chahat me umar bhar tadpe,
uski shadi me dusri ladki pata baithe----

SANTA & BRIDGE:

Santa ke village me nadi per pul ban gaya.
Thekedaar: Ab bahut accha ho gaya....
SANTAji: Oji pehle dhoop me tair ke nadi paar karte the, ab chaav m tair kar....

SANTA & MUCHEIN:

Santa ne shaving ki dukan kholi...
Banta uske yahan shave karvane aaya...
Santa: Muchein rakhni hain?
Banta: Haan !
Santa (Muchein Kat kar) : Ye le.....rakh le...

WAIT & SCROLL DOWN

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SANTA & TAXI:

Santa ke ghar memaan aaye, biwi boli jaoji kuch le aao....

Oji apne santa sahab TAxi le aaye....JAI HO>.....

MUNNI VOl. 2....

Munni badnam hui darling tere liye...

munni ke daat chamkile, gaal hai pile, sing nukile re....

woh jungli sand hui

Darling tere liye.....

DO U KNOW?

do u know which is d best part of life??
its simple...
"when ur family understands u as a frnd, & ur frnds supports u as ur family...."

Ek BAAT PUCHOON?

1 baat puchoo? maze me mat talna
gol mol jawab nahi chalega
dekho kuch batein zindagi me bhot aham hoti hai


sach sach batao



IS DIWALI


NAHAOGE NA...?

BOY N GIRL
Ek boy bike se jaa raha tha ladki ko dekh achanak gir gaya
Ladki- oh my god, lagi to nahi?
Boy-are nahi re pagli hum to aise hi bike se utarte hain..

ARZ KIYA HAI

1 pyari si surat
1 masum sa chehra
thodi shararat thodi mohabbat
thoda maza
jiski pyari hai har 1 ada
uska SMS padhne ka shukriya shukriya......

SMS

BACHE AUR PAPA
1 baccha pitne ke baad apne papa se: papa kabhie aap africa gaye ho?
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Papa : nahi beta
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Bacha: phir itni khofnak item kahan se le aaye............

ZINDAGI MEIN......

Zindagi mein jo cheez asani se mile
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DOKHA
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Jo Mushkil se mile
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KHUSHI
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Aur jo bade nasib walon ko mile
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AB mein apni tarif kya karun

COLLECTING SOMETHING UNIQUE.....
From 2nd Oct, I am collecting Gandhiji's photos.
I need ur contribution....
Toh ghar mein jitne bhi 50/100/500/1000 ke notes ho,
sab mujhe bhej do.....

I just LOVE BAPU........

GANDHI JYANTI.....
Waah re Gandhi....kya chali teri aandhi.....aaya tha langaot mein....ur ghus gaya..... 5...10...20...50...100...500...1000..... ke note me HAPPY GANDHI JYANTI.....

LANKAPATI RAVAN....

Aaj lankapati ravan ki 98000vi barsi he, unki yad me ye sms kam se kam kisi 1 rakshas ya 1 bhutni ko jarur send karo........... maine to apna kaam kar diya...... "Jai Lankesh".....

ARZ KIYA HAI......
Ek sa dil sab ke pass hota hai

fir kyon nahi sab pe vishwas hota hai

insaan chahe kitna hi aam kyon na ho....

kisi na kisi ke liye wo zarur khass hota hai.....

ANOTHE SHER ARZ KIYA HAI......

tujhse naraz nahi zindagi hairan hun mein....

Wah wah
Wah wah

Tujhse naraz nahi zindagi hairan hun mein....

koi naya msg nahi ban raha pareshan hun main.........

LAILA & MAJNU......
Laila ne majnu ko 1 ped ke picche dekha or boli Tum majnu ho na....

Majnu bola, haan main majnu hun...

Fir kuch second baad use jhadiyon ke piche dekha to boli

Tum majnu hona?

Wo bola haan...

Fir kuch secnd baad use diwar ke piche dekha or kaha tum majnu ho na?

haan kamini haan main majnu hi hoon..... ab potty karne degi k nahi.....

I LUV U MSG......
Santa - aaj tere cell pe bade " I Luv U " ke msg aa rahe hai !

Kya baat hai?

Banta: Fakr se, O kuch nahi ji aaj biwi ka cell laya hun na.....

LIFE IS SMALL....

Life is small, live it!
Anger is injurious dump it!
Troubles r momentary, face it !
Memories r sweet, cherish it !
U r good i agree but, I am 2 Good, accept it !

CAR KA STEERING......

Sardar call wife -Ghar nahi aa sakta, car ka steering gear brake sab chori ho gaye...

After 1 Hour, he calls.

Aa raha hoon, galti se pichi wali seat pe baith gaya tha......

DIL AUR PYAAR....
Dil hai to pyar hai.....Pyar hai to Ishq hai.........Ishq hai to mohabat hai..... Mohabat hai to dard hai........ dard hai to zandu baam hai.....aur zandu baam hai to to to to to to...

Munni badnam h........

Ek Raat 2 Baje.......
Ek raat do baje bht tez barish ho rahi thi, santa ne 1 admi ke ghar ka door knock kiya aur poocha dhaka laga doge kya? plz......

Admi nind me tha isliye mana kar k andar a gaya.....use guilty feel hua......socha barish me koi meri help na karta to ?

wo utha aur bahar ja ke bola - kahan dhakka lagana hai......

Awaaz aayi haan

Admi- thik hai tum ho kahan?

Santa - Yahan garden me Jhule per...........