SMS ka adda !

HAPPY NEW YEAR
2010 khatam hone me 6 din baki hai,
agar koi galti, gustakhi, khata ho gayi ho to,,....

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maafi maang lijiyega, main aaj acche mood me hun...

YAAR KAMAL HO GAYA !
yaar ye dekhio
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kisi ne blank msg bhej diya...ye koi tariqa hai..?

SANTA & BANTA
Santa ne nai ki nai dukan kholi
Banta shave karane aaya
Santa - Muchhaen rakhni hai
Banta - ha
Santa - (muchein kaat K ) le rakh le jaha rakhni hai.....

Latest SMS
Mere pass facebook hai, twitter hai, orkut hai....
tumhare pass kya hai.....?

Smart answer:
mere pass
"Aur bhi kaam hain"....

Agar Free Ho To :
agar free ho to call me plz,
mere phone me balance nahi hai...
Its urgent,
personal advice leni hai....
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taj mahal bik raha hai kharid lun kya ?

Teacher & Santa:
Teacher: sabse jyada pagal kon log hote hai?
Sardar utha
Teacher: shabash bete batao
Sardar-idhar udhar dekh kar, khabardaar kissi ne sardar ka naam liya to...

ARZ KIYA HAI ?
Sangeet sunkar gyan nahi milta
mandir jakar bhagwan nahi milta
pathar to log isliye pujte hain
qki
vishwas ke layak insaan nahi milta.....

DOSTI ....?
Koi dost kabhie purana nahi hota
kuch din baat na karne se begana nahi hota,
dosti me duri to aati rehti hai,
par doori ka matlab bhulana nahi hota !

MERRY CHRISTMAS ....?
Santa aaya santa aaya
humari liye uphar laya, kya hum bhi santa ban sakte hain
let's be a santa 4 a somebody needy.....

HAPPY WINTERS..
Kashmir ki vaadiyon me, barfillee hawaon me, jheel k kinare baithe,Ranjhe ko heer ne kya kaha??
Hero mat ban, sweater pehen le.....

BREAKING NEWS...:
Andar ki khabar

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pappu paise deke pass hua hai....

DARNA MANA HAI...
Apko kaise lagega agar neend me aapka haath bistar se bahar nikle aur bed k neeche se koi use pakad le.
ya aap karwat badle aur dekhe ki koi bi aap ke pass so raha hai.
ya aap ki chaddar apne aap sarakne lage.
yaa aap beech raat me aankhein khole aur dekhe ki ceiling se koi aapko dekh raha raha hai.
Ya aap pani peene uthe aur khidki ke bahar se budhiya bole"1 glass mere liye bi le aana"...
khair chodiye in sab bataon ko
maine to gud nite kehne ke liya msg kiya tha....

One EMOTIONAL THOUGHT:
D best line wich helps 2 save money when going on dinner with girlfrnd-
"Bol kya khayegi Moti.....

HUSBAND & WIFE:
Husband is d head of d family

But

Wife is d neck of d family,
which can turn d head any where she wants....

KBC Questions:
Jab aapko koi na dekh raha ho aur aap naak me ungli daal rahe hon aur 1 bahut mota lais daar naak ki cream aapki ungli per lag jaaye toh aap kahan malna pasand karnege?
A: Bed ke kone per
B: sofa per
C: Kisi deewar per
D: ya uski ball banayenge...
Reply warna mein samjhunga ki aap use kha lete hain

WAH ! WAH !
Tune mera dil toda kiya mera apmaan,
tune mera dil toda kiya mera apmaan

wah wah

kya is baar duniya ko bacha payega shaktimaan..?

BOY LOVE:
Boy: I Love You
Girl: Me too...
Girl: How much u love me?
Boy: As much as u do!
Girl: u cheater! I thought u really loved me !!

MUNNI & SHIELA
tel lene gayi munni ki badnaami
wah wah
tel lene gayi munni ki badnaami

jabse katrina per chadhi hai, shiela ki jawaani.....

HUSBAND & WIFE:
Husband: Darling, what's d fastest way 2 a man's heart?
Wife: through his chest wid a sharp knife...

DOLLY of BIG BOSS 4:
Girls b4 marriage look lyk:Barbie Doll
After Marriage: beautiful Doll
After 1 Year: Nice Doll
After 2 Years: only Doll
After 5 years: Dhol

After 10 yrs: Dolly Bindra

Heart Melting Story:
A woman was admitted in hospital as she was sufering 4m brain tumor.
Her son n relatives were around her.
She died: within few hrs.
Her son cried d hole day n becum ill.
He returned home d nxt day n wen he opened his moms cuburd, he found sum tablets kept in a letter it was written, " Take these Tablets dear. I know u catch cold easily after cring."Mothers Love Make It Live Long".

WIFE & Husaband:
Wife: I hd 2 marry u 2 find out how stupid u r...
Husband: U shld have known it d min i asked u 2 marry me...

NEW EXAM INSTRUCTIONS:
1): All questions 2 be answered by Gen. Students
2): OBC students write Que only
3): SC-ST put only d Question, if Possible.
4) : Gurjar's just read d question.
Jub Quota system lagu hoga to yahi hoga....Sab naukri payenge hum jaise General aur honhaar students Chai Chai Chilayenge....

SMS !

Pyar Me .....!

pyar me kisi ko khona bhi zindagi hai

zindagi me gamo ka hona bhi zinagi hai

u to rehti hai hoto per muskurahat par shayad

chupke se rona bhi zindagi hai.....

Unhone Arz Kiya......

Mehfil me hamari chappal kho gayi to hum ghar kaise jayenge?

To hamane kaha-

Aap shayari to shuru kijiye, itne ayenge ki aap gin nahi payenge....

GIRLS Policy....

fraud wid inocent Boys

fun wid handsome Boys

Frndship wid gud boys

Luv wid faithful Boys

finally

Marriage wid rich uncles....!

LADKA HUA HAI JI !

Kulwant uncle ke ghar ladka hua..

par wo phir bhi dukhi the kyun?

itne saalo ke baad,

itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi

chota sa !

Bolo tara ra ra ......!

HOLD UR CHEEKS...?

Hold ur right cheek wid ur right hand & hold ur left cheek wid ur left hand.

U know wat it is

meri taraf se googli woogli wush...Gud Day !...

BOYS & GIRLFRIENDS....?

Boyfrnd & Grlfrnd r like 2 tyres of a vehicle even if 1 puncture, d vehicle can't move further

So

intelligent people always keep an extra tyre.....

ULTIMATE !

nud gight !

lest of buck,

bay mod gless gou,

dweet sream,

cake tare

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yorry.

neend me hu na

sisliye

ippeling

histake mo hahi rai.

Mon't dind.

A SOFT NATURE !

Amean weakness.

soft nature of a person doesnot mean weakness.

remberber, nothing is softer than water, but its force can break d strongest of rocks !

Duaon ki bheed mein !

duaon ki bheed me 1 dua hamari, jisme mange har khushi aapki, jab muskurayen aap dil se,

samjho dua kabul hui hamari....!

Raste me agar koi ladki mile to ....

Raste me agar koi ladki aapko bhai kahe to ghabrana mat...

B positive

uske kaan ke niche 1 zor se thapad marna or bolna yaha kaha ghum rahi h....

ghar ja jaldi..... !

What is a Mobile?

What is a mobile?

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Answer dhoond rahe ho..?

ye haath me kya chappal pakdi hai ?

kaise kaise namune hain ..!

ye hi mobile hota hai...!!

Chuhe & Sherni ....

Chuhe ne sherni ko kiya propose, gift diya use red rose..

Sherni ne kaha ja phele apni surat aaine me dekh.

Chuha bola surat par mat ja pagli confidence to dekh.....

Accha Dost!

accha dost 1 phool ki tarah hota hai, jise hum chhod bhi nahi sakte aur tod bhi nahi sakte

tod diya to murjha jayega or agar chhod diya to koi aur le jayega.

Rule of My frndship !

I wld never mind, if u don't miss me or U don't need me, but U will really hurt me when u need me & u don't tell me...

Agar koi aapko gusse me kahe !

"oye insaan ban ja murakh"

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1 baar koshish karne me koi harz nahi hai, zarur karna....

Cute Fact:

No1 in d world has d ability 2 stop deir tears wen deir loved one's says "Don't leave me, I need u"

Or

"Leave me, i don't need u"....

Never Lok for ......

never look 4 a good face, It will turn 1 day.

never look 4 a good skin, it will wrinkle 1 day.

But look 4 a loyal heart, dat will miss U every day.....

KYA BAAT HAI.....

@ @ @ @ @ @

6 flowers 4 u

1 4 health

2 4 wealth

3 4 happiness

4 4 frndship

or baki 2

kaan pe laga lo

mast lagoge..

@('.')@

arre wah ! Najar na lag jaye....

Who is most benefitted ?

when deit is long gap between engagement & marriage, who is most benefited

Girl? .......NO....

Boy?......NO.....

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D mobile company .....!!!

Zindagi ke 8 hisse hote hain:

1. Padhai

2. Khel

3. Mauj - masti

4. Pyar

5. Shadi

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Kya doodh rahe ho

shadi ke baad zindagi khatam......

2011 is coming .......

In advance wish u a very happy new year,

happy frndship day,

Valentine Day,

Independence Day,

Republic Day,

Gandhi jyanti,

Happy Holi

Happy Diwali

aur yaar tum khud laga lo bus sab kuch happy happy ho is saal me aapke saath.....

365 good mornings

Good after Noons,

Good evening

Good Nights

sala roz ka natak hi khatam.

ab pura saal mat kehna k SMS nahi kiya......

SMS OF TODAY!

SARDAR & HIS GIRL FRIEND:
SARDAR PROPOSED GIRL WID A ROMANTIC POEM -

KUTTA MAR GAYA RAZAI ME, MEIN PAGAL HUA TERI JUDAI MEIN....

HAATHI NAALI ME BEH NAHI SAKTA, YE SARDAR TERE BIN REH NAHI SAKTA.....

GOOD MORNING MESSAGE:
Dear customer ur remaining sleeping time has been expired, so plz leave ur bed, open ur eyes & see, I wish u GOOD Morning...

BINDASS !
If u have any problem - bindas tel me, i will help u
If u dont have any prblm - bindass tel me, i will create sum4u !
After all dost hotte kis liye hain ?

ADVERTSIMENT FROM MOBILE MARRIAGE Bureau :
Rishte ke liye 1 dabaye, shaadi ke lie 3 dabaye, sir dusri shadi ke liye kya dabayun...?
.....pehli wali kaa gala..

TIME & SMILE !
Time & smile r 2 amazing things in our life, bec'z sometimes time makes us 2 4get smile n sometimes some1's smile makes us 2 4get time.......

Friends R like Biscuits !
u r Parle, I am G....
u r Marie, I am Gold...
u r Sun, I am Feast...
u r Milk, I am Shakti...
& obviously
U r Krack
I m Jack ...

A man 2 GOD: I want happiness.
God: 1st remove "I" as dat is "EGO"
2nd remove "Want" as dat is "Desire"
now see !
U r left wid only
HAPPINESS...!

AAj Kal?
aaj- kal aapke SMS aana band hai

wah wah

aaj - kal aapke SMS aana band hain

sweater pahen k nikla kariye bahar bahut thand hai...

have a gud day...

PATI & PATNI -
Biwi - aji sunte ho aapka dost 1 pagal ladki se shadi kar raha hai...
aap use rokte Q nahi ?...
Pati - Me q roku

us kamine ne mujhe roka tha kya....

SHADI !
Shadi nahi aasan bus itna samajh lijiye,
K

Finail ki goli hai
choos k khana hai.....
wah! wah !

KINDLY HELP PLZ....
R u Ashish's friend?
I m msg 4m his cell.
if u meet him plz tel him 2 come & take his cell.
he left it in my car on our last date....

From....Aishwarya rai...

SANTA & BANTA
Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?

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Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...

KYA ZAMANA AA GAYA HAI !
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HAPPY NE Padosi ki ladki ched di...aaj panchayat bulai hai....
agle ke ghar kalesh ho gaya or aap naye saal ki badhai dhund rahe ho...!!

SARADARji
1 sardar ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua.
aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha !
Kamino Saalo !
Aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi....