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When girl is 18 she's ready 2
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"VOTE"
Kabhie "DESH" k bare me bhi soch Liya Karo......
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If u care 4 me - I care 4 u
U miss me - I miss u,
U msg me- I msg u
U gussa - I gussa
U 4gt me - Na munna na
I'm different Fir to goliya chalengi
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SANTA & BANTA
Santa: Yaar Banta Dr. ne mujhe AIDS hai. yeh AIDS kya hota hai?
Banta Singh:
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D? Duniya se
S? Sat shriya kaal
SMS ACCIDENT
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Kuch nahin yaar mera dimaag kharab ho raha tha....
maine socha tumhara bhi karun.....
Munni vs Sheila???
y Sheila wins branding.....
Munni is badnaam but sheila is jawan...
demand supply: munni is offering herself easily (darling tere liye ) but sheila is tough 2 get (tere haanth kabhie na aani)
Dance Place: munni (desi daru ka adda) sheila (high class disco bar)
Dance style: Munni (old latka jhatka)
Sheila (new booty shakes)
Mathematical analysis: munni (size 0)
Sheila (voluptuous)
Desi janta likes dis kind of graphical representation!
Don't trust Money
Bec'z it gives bed but not sleep
It gives books but not Mind
It gives luxuries but not happiness
So
Tranfer it 2 my account......
AN APPLE
an apple
a
day
keeps d doctor away !
But if
d nurse is cute ki karega fruit....!
Hamara Muqaddar:
hamare muqaddar me raton ki need nahi to kya hua?
hamare muqaddar me raton ki neend nahin to kya hua
Hum muqaddar ko bevkuf banake din me hi so jate hain.....
A very true Thought:
When ever "I wanna fall in luv wid my books.
My bed falls in love wid me"
n I believe, pyar usi se karo jo tumse pyaar kare....Isnot it?
BAAGO ME PHOOL
baago me phul to khilte rahenge, raat me diye bhi jalte rahenge....
bas bhagwan aapko khush rakhe, baaki pareshan to hum aapko karte hi rahenge....
FUNNY QUESTIONS
4 u
Fill up blanks
1) your name: ........
2) how many % in 10Th : ........%
3) gender : .........
Now read only the answers.......
WELCOME 2 SWEET DREAM
Welcome 2 sweet dream airline, all passengers on d bed r requested 2 hug ur pillow as flight is leav 4 dreamland....close ur eyesn enjoy...
Good Night......
KYA BAAT HAI
Aapke miss call me bhi kya baat hai,
Aapke SMS me bhi din raat hai
Kabhie - Kabhie phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hai aapki aawaz bahut jhakas hai.....
VEGI
Tomato,
potato,
brinjal,
ginger,
carrot
lemon,
ladyfinger,
onion,
garlic,
mushroom...
arrey dekh kya rahe ho "VEG sms hai kisi ko bhi bhejo...."
HARYANE KA JAAT
Haryana kaa jaat 1 chori te apne pyaar ka izhaar karan gaya...
Jaat - I luv U
Chori - Thappad marun key?
Jaat- phir ghusand na khavegi....
Banane wale ne
banane wale ne 1 dost mere liye banaya jise aap ke rup me maine paya.
jo mere dil me aise samaya jaise Taj Mahal me ho bhoot ka Saaya.....
BUSH & LALU:
Nush: Do u know swimming?
Lalu: No
Bush: Dog is better then U, It swims...
Lalu: Do u know swimming?
Bush: Yes
Lalu: then wats d difference between U & DoG?
KOI SIKANDAR NAHI....
Hawa me taash ka ghar nahi banta
rone se bigdaa muqaddar nahi banta
jeetne ka hausla rakho yaro
ek jeet se koi sikandar nahi bantaa.....
PAPER & Money
Paper said 2 Money " U r just a piece of paper."
Money smiled n said ofcourse I m a piece of paper, but I hvenot seen a dustbin in my life"... dats called ATTITUDE....
Why is salmaan khan stressed dese days?
Becz his gf is jawaan & bhabhi is badnaam !
GOD & MAN
Once a wise man asked 2 GOD what is d meaning of life?
den d God replied - "Life itself has no meaning in it, Life is an Opportunity 2 create a meaning."
BE HAPPY
Dont be happy 4 a particular reason, becz dat happiness ends when reason ends.
Be happy widout any reason & U will be happy in every reason.
KHUDA AUR KHUDAI
Khuda apni khudai har lamha dikhata hai
Tum pyar karo isliye dil banata hai.
Pyar ki gahraiyon me kaha tak dube ho.
ye dekhne ke liye juda karke aazmata hai.....
INCOME TAX DEPARTMENT
is keeping a watch on all high value transactions.
Don't buy Onions, Garlic and Tomatoes......
KYA GAHRAI HAI.....
Khud ko kar nalayak itna ki koi b book padne se pehle,
uska har panna tumse khud puche
beta tabiyet to thik hai na?
aaj kaise yaad aa gaye hum....
CHOICE IS UR"S
Jo jeete vo sikander
jo hare vo jail ke andar
jo SMS bheje usko jadu ki jhappi
Jo SMS na bheje usko mayawati ki papi
Choice is Urs.
WHAT A TRAGEDY?
U r d one who is charming
U r d 1 who is Intelligent
U r d 1 who is CUTE
and I am d one who is spreading these rumours...
SANTA & BANTA
Santa & banta saath me kahin jaa rahe the
1 ladki pass se nikli
Santa: Wah yaar kya maal hai
Banta: Are yaar maal se yaad aaya, bhabhi kaisi hain?
GOOD NIGHT
Gd night 2 d last monday of d last week of d last month of d last year of d 1st decade of d 1st century of d 2nd millenium....!!
HEY GOD !
Hey shyam prabhu! M Sukhi hoon aapki se ......
Yadi dukhi hoon to sirf apne karmo se...Jai Shree Shyam !