HAPPY NEW YEAR
2010 khatam hone me 6 din baki hai,
agar koi galti, gustakhi, khata ho gayi ho to,,....
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maafi maang lijiyega, main aaj acche mood me hun...
YAAR KAMAL HO GAYA !
yaar ye dekhio
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kisi ne blank msg bhej diya...ye koi tariqa hai..?
SANTA & BANTA
Santa ne nai ki nai dukan kholi
Banta shave karane aaya
Santa - Muchhaen rakhni hai
Banta - ha
Santa - (muchein kaat K ) le rakh le jaha rakhni hai.....
Latest SMS
Mere pass facebook hai, twitter hai, orkut hai....
tumhare pass kya hai.....?
Smart answer:
mere pass
"Aur bhi kaam hain"....
Agar Free Ho To :
agar free ho to call me plz,
mere phone me balance nahi hai...
Its urgent,
personal advice leni hai....
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taj mahal bik raha hai kharid lun kya ?
Teacher & Santa:
Teacher: sabse jyada pagal kon log hote hai?
Sardar utha
Teacher: shabash bete batao
Sardar-idhar udhar dekh kar, khabardaar kissi ne sardar ka naam liya to...
ARZ KIYA HAI ?
Sangeet sunkar gyan nahi milta
mandir jakar bhagwan nahi milta
pathar to log isliye pujte hain
qki
vishwas ke layak insaan nahi milta.....
DOSTI ....?
Koi dost kabhie purana nahi hota
kuch din baat na karne se begana nahi hota,
dosti me duri to aati rehti hai,
par doori ka matlab bhulana nahi hota !
MERRY CHRISTMAS ....?
Santa aaya santa aaya
humari liye uphar laya, kya hum bhi santa ban sakte hain
let's be a santa 4 a somebody needy.....
HAPPY WINTERS..
Kashmir ki vaadiyon me, barfillee hawaon me, jheel k kinare baithe,Ranjhe ko heer ne kya kaha??
Hero mat ban, sweater pehen le.....
BREAKING NEWS...:
Andar ki khabar
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1 dum fresh
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1 dum hot
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pappu paise deke pass hua hai....
DARNA MANA HAI...
Apko kaise lagega agar neend me aapka haath bistar se bahar nikle aur bed k neeche se koi use pakad le.
ya aap karwat badle aur dekhe ki koi bi aap ke pass so raha hai.
ya aap ki chaddar apne aap sarakne lage.
yaa aap beech raat me aankhein khole aur dekhe ki ceiling se koi aapko dekh raha raha hai.
Ya aap pani peene uthe aur khidki ke bahar se budhiya bole"1 glass mere liye bi le aana"...
khair chodiye in sab bataon ko
maine to gud nite kehne ke liya msg kiya tha....
One EMOTIONAL THOUGHT:
D best line wich helps 2 save money when going on dinner with girlfrnd-
"Bol kya khayegi Moti.....
HUSBAND & WIFE:
Husband is d head of d family
But
Wife is d neck of d family,
which can turn d head any where she wants....
KBC Questions:
Jab aapko koi na dekh raha ho aur aap naak me ungli daal rahe hon aur 1 bahut mota lais daar naak ki cream aapki ungli per lag jaaye toh aap kahan malna pasand karnege?
A: Bed ke kone per
B: sofa per
C: Kisi deewar per
D: ya uski ball banayenge...
Reply warna mein samjhunga ki aap use kha lete hain
WAH ! WAH !
Tune mera dil toda kiya mera apmaan,
tune mera dil toda kiya mera apmaan
wah wah
kya is baar duniya ko bacha payega shaktimaan..?
BOY LOVE:
Boy: I Love You
Girl: Me too...
Girl: How much u love me?
Boy: As much as u do!
Girl: u cheater! I thought u really loved me !!
MUNNI & SHIELA
tel lene gayi munni ki badnaami
wah wah
tel lene gayi munni ki badnaami
jabse katrina per chadhi hai, shiela ki jawaani.....
HUSBAND & WIFE:
Husband: Darling, what's d fastest way 2 a man's heart?
Wife: through his chest wid a sharp knife...
DOLLY of BIG BOSS 4:
Girls b4 marriage look lyk:Barbie Doll
After Marriage: beautiful Doll
After 1 Year: Nice Doll
After 2 Years: only Doll
After 5 years: Dhol
After 10 yrs: Dolly Bindra
Heart Melting Story:
A woman was admitted in hospital as she was sufering 4m brain tumor.
Her son n relatives were around her.
She died: within few hrs.
Her son cried d hole day n becum ill.
He returned home d nxt day n wen he opened his moms cuburd, he found sum tablets kept in a letter it was written, " Take these Tablets dear. I know u catch cold easily after cring."Mothers Love Make It Live Long".
WIFE & Husaband:
Wife: I hd 2 marry u 2 find out how stupid u r...
Husband: U shld have known it d min i asked u 2 marry me...
NEW EXAM INSTRUCTIONS:
1): All questions 2 be answered by Gen. Students
2): OBC students write Que only
3): SC-ST put only d Question, if Possible.
4) : Gurjar's just read d question.
Jub Quota system lagu hoga to yahi hoga....Sab naukri payenge hum jaise General aur honhaar students Chai Chai Chilayenge....