SARDAR & HIS GIRL FRIEND:
SARDAR PROPOSED GIRL WID A ROMANTIC POEM -
KUTTA MAR GAYA RAZAI ME, MEIN PAGAL HUA TERI JUDAI MEIN....
HAATHI NAALI ME BEH NAHI SAKTA, YE SARDAR TERE BIN REH NAHI SAKTA.....
GOOD MORNING MESSAGE:
Dear customer ur remaining sleeping time has been expired, so plz leave ur bed, open ur eyes & see, I wish u GOOD Morning...
BINDASS !
If u have any problem - bindas tel me, i will help u
If u dont have any prblm - bindass tel me, i will create sum4u !
After all dost hotte kis liye hain ?
ADVERTSIMENT FROM MOBILE MARRIAGE Bureau :
Rishte ke liye 1 dabaye, shaadi ke lie 3 dabaye, sir dusri shadi ke liye kya dabayun...?
.....pehli wali kaa gala..
TIME & SMILE !
Time & smile r 2 amazing things in our life, bec'z sometimes time makes us 2 4get smile n sometimes some1's smile makes us 2 4get time.......
Friends R like Biscuits !
u r Parle, I am G....
u r Marie, I am Gold...
u r Sun, I am Feast...
u r Milk, I am Shakti...
& obviously
U r Krack
I m Jack ...
A man 2 GOD: I want happiness.
God: 1st remove "I" as dat is "EGO"
2nd remove "Want" as dat is "Desire"
now see !
U r left wid only
HAPPINESS...!
AAj Kal?
aaj- kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah
aaj - kal aapke SMS aana band hain
sweater pahen k nikla kariye bahar bahut thand hai...
have a gud day...
PATI & PATNI -
Biwi - aji sunte ho aapka dost 1 pagal ladki se shadi kar raha hai...
aap use rokte Q nahi ?...
Pati - Me q roku
us kamine ne mujhe roka tha kya....
SHADI !
Shadi nahi aasan bus itna samajh lijiye,
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Finail ki goli hai
choos k khana hai.....
wah! wah !
KINDLY HELP PLZ....
R u Ashish's friend?
I m msg 4m his cell.
if u meet him plz tel him 2 come & take his cell.
he left it in my car on our last date....
From....Aishwarya rai...
SANTA & BANTA
Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?
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Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
KYA ZAMANA AA GAYA HAI !
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HAPPY NE Padosi ki ladki ched di...aaj panchayat bulai hai....
agle ke ghar kalesh ho gaya or aap naye saal ki badhai dhund rahe ho...!!
SARADARji
1 sardar ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua.
aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha !
Kamino Saalo !
Aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi....