Pyar Me .....!
pyar me kisi ko khona bhi zindagi hai
zindagi me gamo ka hona bhi zinagi hai
u to rehti hai hoto per muskurahat par shayad
chupke se rona bhi zindagi hai.....
Unhone Arz Kiya......
Mehfil me hamari chappal kho gayi to hum ghar kaise jayenge?
To hamane kaha-
Aap shayari to shuru kijiye, itne ayenge ki aap gin nahi payenge....
GIRLS Policy....
fraud wid inocent Boys
fun wid handsome Boys
Frndship wid gud boys
Luv wid faithful Boys
finally
Marriage wid rich uncles....!
LADKA HUA HAI JI !
Kulwant uncle ke ghar ladka hua..
par wo phir bhi dukhi the kyun?
itne saalo ke baad,
itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi
chota sa !
Bolo tara ra ra ......!
HOLD UR CHEEKS...?
Hold ur right cheek wid ur right hand & hold ur left cheek wid ur left hand.
U know wat it is
meri taraf se googli woogli wush...Gud Day !...
BOYS & GIRLFRIENDS....?
Boyfrnd & Grlfrnd r like 2 tyres of a vehicle even if 1 puncture, d vehicle can't move further
So
intelligent people always keep an extra tyre.....
ULTIMATE !
nud gight !
lest of buck,
bay mod gless gou,
dweet sream,
cake tare
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yorry.
neend me hu na
sisliye
ippeling
histake mo hahi rai.
Mon't dind.
A SOFT NATURE !
Amean weakness.
soft nature of a person doesnot mean weakness.
remberber, nothing is softer than water, but its force can break d strongest of rocks !
Duaon ki bheed mein !
duaon ki bheed me 1 dua hamari, jisme mange har khushi aapki, jab muskurayen aap dil se,
samjho dua kabul hui hamari....!
Raste me agar koi ladki mile to ....
Raste me agar koi ladki aapko bhai kahe to ghabrana mat...
B positive
uske kaan ke niche 1 zor se thapad marna or bolna yaha kaha ghum rahi h....
ghar ja jaldi..... !
What is a Mobile?
What is a mobile?
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Answer dhoond rahe ho..?
ye haath me kya chappal pakdi hai ?
kaise kaise namune hain ..!
ye hi mobile hota hai...!!
Chuhe & Sherni ....
Chuhe ne sherni ko kiya propose, gift diya use red rose..
Sherni ne kaha ja phele apni surat aaine me dekh.
Chuha bola surat par mat ja pagli confidence to dekh.....
Accha Dost!
accha dost 1 phool ki tarah hota hai, jise hum chhod bhi nahi sakte aur tod bhi nahi sakte
tod diya to murjha jayega or agar chhod diya to koi aur le jayega.
Rule of My frndship !
I wld never mind, if u don't miss me or U don't need me, but U will really hurt me when u need me & u don't tell me...
Agar koi aapko gusse me kahe !
"oye insaan ban ja murakh"
to
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1 baar koshish karne me koi harz nahi hai, zarur karna....
Cute Fact:
No1 in d world has d ability 2 stop deir tears wen deir loved one's says "Don't leave me, I need u"
Or
"Leave me, i don't need u"....
Never Lok for ......
never look 4 a good face, It will turn 1 day.
never look 4 a good skin, it will wrinkle 1 day.
But look 4 a loyal heart, dat will miss U every day.....
KYA BAAT HAI.....
@ @ @ @ @ @
6 flowers 4 u
1 4 health
2 4 wealth
3 4 happiness
4 4 frndship
or baki 2
kaan pe laga lo
mast lagoge..
@('.')@
arre wah ! Najar na lag jaye....
Who is most benefitted ?
when deit is long gap between engagement & marriage, who is most benefited
Girl? .......NO....
Boy?......NO.....
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D mobile company .....!!!
Zindagi ke 8 hisse hote hain:
1. Padhai
2. Khel
3. Mauj - masti
4. Pyar
5. Shadi
6.
7.
8.
Kya doodh rahe ho
shadi ke baad zindagi khatam......
2011 is coming .......
In advance wish u a very happy new year,
happy frndship day,
Valentine Day,
Independence Day,
Republic Day,
Gandhi jyanti,
Happy Holi
Happy Diwali
aur yaar tum khud laga lo bus sab kuch happy happy ho is saal me aapke saath.....
365 good mornings
Good after Noons,
Good evening
Good Nights
sala roz ka natak hi khatam.
ab pura saal mat kehna k SMS nahi kiya......