DHANTERAS !
Aayi aayi dhanteras aayi - saath me kitni khushiyan laayi - dhoom machao - mauz manao - aur is saal me bhi khoob paisa kamao. AApko dhanteras ki shubh kamnayein !
ANOTHER ONE
Dinodin badhta jaye aapka karobaar, pariwar me bana rahe sneh aur pyar, hoti rahe sada apar dhan ki bochar, aisa ho aapka DHANTERAS KA tyohar... HAPPY DHANTERAS....!
ONE MORE
D-DHAN
H-Himat
A-Aishwary
N-Nidhi
T-Tej
E-Ezzat
R-Rajyog
A-aarogya
S-Safalta
May God give u all these things Happy DHANTERAS !
EK MACCHAR !
1 machhar suicide karne ke liye chipkali ke samne jaake bola plz eat me but usne mana kar diya
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Karvachauth Kaa vrat tha !
IS DIWALI !
Is diwali se agli diwali tak aapko
gharwali
bharwali
sabjiwali
fulwali
kaamwali
officewali
dudhwali
sabka pyar mile
happy diwali in advance !
SANTA & TEACHER !
Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions:
Teacher - If 1000kgs=Ton
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for 3000kgs=How much?
Santaji- Ton! Ton! Ton!
WIFE & HUSBAND:
Wife:india jao to saree bhejna dubai jao to jwelery bhejna, france jao to purfume bhejna.
Husband: Narak jaon to kya bheju
Wife: Apna video....
SANTA & NURSE:
Nurse: badhaiyan ji aapke ghar ladka paida hua hai
Santa: Wah G Kya technology hai, biwi meri hospital mein aur ladka ghar paida hua hai...!!
EK BHIKARI RESTAURANT ME!
Bhai sahab zara sabji wali gunjia dena
Restaurant wala: kya?
Another boy: arey ye Momos maang raha hai!!
LION !
Jab lion 3 baar dhadta hai to kya hota hai
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are yaar TOM & Jerry shuru hota hai aur kya !
DIWALI WISHES
Dinodin badhta jaye aapka karobar pariwar me bana rahe sneh or pyar.
Hoti rahe sada aapar dhanki bochar
aisa ho aapka diwali ka tyohar.
With gleam of diyas & d echo of d chants - may happiness & contentment fill ur life.
Wishing u & ur family a Very Happy, Prosperous & Safe Diwali.
I pray 2 God 2 give u SHANTI SHAKTI SAMPATI SWARUP SANYAM SAADGI SAFALTA SAMRIDHI SANSKAR SWASTHA SAMAAN SARASWATI SNEH
SHUBH DIWALI
I WISH U HAPPY DIWALI
I know ye zaldi h par kya karun bahut sare.
Young,
Smart,
beautiful,
frnds ko wish karna hai.
Socha kyo na pehle
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BUZURGO ko nipta lun.
DIWALI KA DIN,
KHUSH HO MAN,
SHUBH HO KARM,
KARO RAM G KA SWAGAT,
OR LAXMIJI DENGI LABH,
TO AAP KO MUBARAK HO DIWALI KA TYOHAR.....
DEEP KA UJALA,
PATHAKHO KA RA RANG,
DHOOPO ki Khushbu,
Pyaar bhari Umang,
Apno ka pyaar-
mubarak ho aapko
DIWALI KA TYOHAR - Maa laxmi apni kripa aap par banaye rakhe....
Rocket=Rs.75/-
Bomb=50/-
Anar=100/-
Phulkhari=40/-
Chakri = 100/-
Total=365/-
wastage of money.
Royakl Stag=300/- Piyo pathakhe apne aap bajange....
Maha Laxmi Namastubhyam,
namastubhyam Sureshwari,
Hari priye Namastubhyam,
Namastubhyam daya nidhe....HAPPY DIWALI
DIWALI par apne hriday me gyan kaa deepak jalao
Jeevan ko parmarth me lagao.....
JAI SHRI KRISHNA....HAPPY DIWALI
Dhan kuber lutayen apna khazana aap par,
mahalaxmi ka noor aap par barse,
Pariwar me bana rahe sneh or pyaar,
deepmala ki tarah jagmagata rahe aapka ghar sansar, maa laxmi ki kripa lekar aaye aapke dwar is diwali ka tyohar.... HAPPY DEEPAWALI
SHAYARI
Dis could kill u, read it @ ur own risk "Aatma chhod gayi sharir purana...
WAH WAH
Aatma chhod gayi sharir purana....
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"A 4 APPLE
B 4 BANANA !
INSAAN
Doob jati hain kashtiyan, jab aate hain tufan
yaden reh jati hai bichad jate hai insaan,
yaad rakhoge to bahut karib paoge... or bhool jaoge to dundhte he reh jaoge....
Diff Btw IGNORANCE & SELF CONTROL
"When u see d mirror, u dont laugh, datz IGNORANCE"
"When i luk at U, I also dnt laugh, Datz SELF CONTROL....
SAVDHAAN
sabhi vivahit bhaiyo se anurodh hai ki aaj sadbhavna aur thande dimag se kaam le, bhuki sherni khatarnak sabit ho sakti hai...HAPPY KARVACHAUTH....
GAL & BOYS
2boys wr folwing 2 gals each gal took rakhi n tied 2 der hands n askd dem "What will u do now"?
1boy 2 another - dude,u marry my sister, i will marry ur sister...
A BANIYA
A bania donated blood to arab guy, he gifted him Ferarri. Bania again donated blood 2 him, he got Rs. 20
Bania: Whats this?
ARAB: Ab meri ragon me tera khoon hai....
KARWACHAUTH
Aye to sang laye khushiyan hazaar, har saal manaye ham ye tyohar, bhar de aapka daman jewellery ke saath, de jaye umren hazar baar baar-Happy Karwachauth....
TIPS 4 CHILD Nurture.
Encourage ur child 2 participate, ragardless of winning or losing. dis spirit will take him ahead in life....
RAAZ KI BAAT
Ye 1 raaz ki baat hai....
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nahi bataoge na...!
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GANGADHAR hi SHAKTIMAAN HAI !
ARZ KIYA HAI
Jo dete hain girl ko tohfe wahi lagate hai unki shadi me sofe
jo jate hain un ke piche, wo ate hai car ke niche
Jo kehte hain unko janu wahi bante hai unke bacho ke MAMU...
ITS U !
Every life in dis world is painted by GOD.
I am thankful 2 him, becz when he painted my life including one beautiful colour like u....
HAPPY NEW YEAR WISH !
Hawaon ke hath arman bheja hai, network k jariye paigam bheja hai, fursat mile to kabul kar lena, delhi se shezade ne 51 din pehle naye saal ka salam bheja hai....
The Four Beautiful thoughts of life:
Look back & get experience !
Look Forward & see Hope !
Look Around & Find Reality!
Look within & find Confidence !
Chalak Lomri di Kahani !
Crow da munda te lomri di kuri phir mile.
Crow was sitting wid maas ka tukda in his muh on da branch.
Lomri ne dekha te sochya Kaam ban gaya mera....
Lomri kehndi plz sing me a song, crow samajh gaya there is something wrong.
Lomri kehndi ur voice is 2 cool.
Crow samajh gaya she is daughter of dat who made my papa fool.
Crow ne maas khaya phir gana gaya.
Moral - Where something is wrong never sing a song....
Understand....