FUNNY 1 !
Dil ka kaha 1 kaam kar do,
pyari si muskurahat mere naam kar do,
aaj duniya pe 1 ehsaan kar do.
Ghar se naha ke niklo aur pure
Mohalle ko Hairan Kar Do.
Girls Speciality !
Karnataka - Dressing
Chennai - Stylish
punjab - Colourful
Mumbai - Hot
Kashmir - Attractive
U.P. - Kuch quality na ho par attitude ki kami nahi hai...!
Message for Navratres !
Mandir ki Ghanti,
Arti ki thali,
Nadi k kinare suraj ki lali,
jindagi me aye khushiyon ki bahar,
Mubarak ho aapko "Navmi"- ka tyohar.
Laal rang ki chunri se sajaa maa ka darbaar,
harshit hua man, pulkit hua sansaar,
Nanhe -2 kadmo se MAA aaye aapke dwaar,
Mubarak ho aapko Navratre Kaa tyohaar.
Feel d depth of dis sentence -
"God doesnot like d HARDNESS of tounge n Heart dats y he made dem BONELESS"
Kaash AAp....!!!
kash aap bakri hote, hum aapko ghaas khilate or jor se aapke sing hilate.
Aur puchte SMS kon karega tum ya mai !
aur aap pyaar se kehte
Mai....Mai.....Mai.....Mai....
PATNI CHALISA !
Namoh Namoh Patni maharani, tumhari mahima koi na jani
humne samjha tum abla ho, par tum sabse badi bala ho.
Jis din haath me belan awe, us din pati khub chilawe.
Sare bed pe patni sove, pati beth farsh par rove.
tumse hi ghar mathura kaashi, aur tumse hi ghar satyanashi !
Patni chalisa jo nar gave, sab sukh chod param dukh pave.
Bhoot pisach najar aa jave, patni jab asli roop me awe .
Bolo Patni maharani ki jai.
WAH ! WAH !
Har desh ki 1 sarhad hoti hai,
bache ki bhi 1 zidd hoti hai aur kitna intezaar karru tere SMS ka kanjusi ki bhi hadd hoti hai !
3 things 2 rember in Morning !1.
Pehle GOD ko yaad kariye taki aap g sakein.
2. phir mukhe sms kariye taki m G Sakun.
3. phir Naha lia kariye taki Log G sake.....
GOOD NIGHT MESSAGE !
pyari si sweet si neend ke baad raat ke kuch hasin lamho ke baad subah ke kuch hasin sapni ke baad, aapko pyara sa sweet sa GOOD Night...Abhie so jao subah nahi hui...pata nahi tumhari neend me chalne ki bimari kab jayegi...
BAHUT Hi Sweet !
Aisa Karo ....
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ye msg delete kar do !
Main dusra bhajta hoon!
KASAM SE !
Aaj hum diye pe haath rakhkar kasam khate hain ki-roj padenge, class atend karenge, techares ko gali nahi denge, notes banayenge...
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.ABE O ... diye mai phuk kisne Mari be.....
Doctor VS Vakil
Doctor ki galti aur vakil ki galti me difference?
Doctor ki galti zameen k 4 foot niche gaad deti hai aur
Vakil ki galti 4 foot upar....taang deti hai........
A True LOVE STORY !
1nce upon a time true lovers wen for a long walk,
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remaining story I'll tel u when dey come back !