GOOD NIGHT !
Charo taraf faili hai moonlight !
Machhar bhi taiyar hai dene ko aapko lovebite !
Pillow ko pakad ke sona Tight !
Bole to mast Sweet Dreams wali GOOD NIGHT !
SMILE !
Smile is electricity & Life is a battery.
Whenever u smile d battery gets charged & a beautiful day is activated.
So keep Smiling !
GAALI Kya hai ?
Krodh ke samay mukh se nikle shabd ya shabdo ka samuh jinke ucharan ke paschat vyakti ke hriday ko shanti ka anubhav hota hai.....
UR Fav. Number !
Choose ur fav. no....
100,150,200,250,300,350,400....
&
No No
Dnt reply
Just
Recharge dt amount 2 my mobile
U will get my Blessings !
GIRL & BOY !
Girl: Dear ! is sunday 1st show ke Balcony k corner wale 2 ticket book kar lena !
Boy: Agar Corner wale nahi mile toh ?
Girl: Toh Movie dekh lenge...
Accident Ho Gaya!
hjb khd sk kuju dw8 9434 3hnr f bk ubs iuy w bd hic bku77 b bgd yi
Ghoor kya rahe ho message ka accident ho gaya hai
jaldi se kuch paise bhejo ilaaz karana hai !
Don't GO !
Don't go 4 looks, dey can deceive.
Don't go 4 wealth even dat fades away.
Go 4 someone who makes u smile becz only a smile makes a dark day seem bright ...
Munni Badnam hui !
1 dost ne dusre dost se 5 saal baad milne per pucha :
yaar tumhare bache papu or munni ka kya haal he
Dost - ji pappu pass ho gaya or munni badnam ho gayi....
GOOD MORNING MSG !
Subah subah zindagi ki shuruaat hoti hai , kisi apne se baat ho to khas hoti hai,
hans ke pyaar se apno ko "good morning"bolo to,khushiyan apne aap saath hoti hain.
Ultimate msg !
Mai market me hu, tere liye diwali pe kya lu ?
Kapde ya perfume ya or koi mast cheez
reply fast....
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Ye msg mujhe kab karoge kanjus diwali ane wali hai...
DUSSHERA MSG !
I pray dis dussehra showers upon u..!
SHANTI
SHAKTI
SAIYAM
SAMMAN
SARALTA
SAFALTA
SAMRIDHI
SANSKAAR
SWASTHYA.
PATI & PATNI !
Patni - tum pehle jitna pyaar nahi karte ho, shadi se pehle to pados ki chhat se kudkar milne ate the
Pati - Ab sochta hun us chat se kud jaun.....
SEASON GREETINGS !
mosam ne li angdai
humne le li razai
icecream se hai ab ladai
mungfali ghar me ayi
colddrink se muh mod liya
coffeee se nata jod liya.
Happy Winter Season !
TOUNGE !
A tounge has no bones but it can break a heart & also it can be a pillar of building 2 a broken heart...
WAH WAH !
Ankhon me ansu,
chehre par hansi hai,
Sanson me aahen.
Dil me bebasi hai,
Pehle Q nahi bataya Darwaze me ungli fansi hai....
RAAVAN & DOCTOR
1 baar, ravan doctor ke pass gaya aur bola mujhe bahut saalo se loose motions ki problem hai...
Doctor: wo toh hogi hi, kunki 10 input h aur 1 output....
FOR PARENTS !
Parents r like 1 unit 4 a child.
nurture ur bond if u aim 2 nurture well balances children.....
Sharabi & Bhagwan !
Ek sharabi mar raha tha to bhagwan prakat hue aur bole - koi antim iccha ?
Sharabi - Prabhu agli baar aankh chahe 1 hi dena, par liver 4 dena....
Santa & DOCTOR !
Santa: Dr. plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega?
Dr.: 50000
Santa: Agar plastic hum de to.....
Its Funny !
When people discuss Love vs Arranged Marriage.
Its like asking, if suicide is better or being murdered .
Diwali Msg !
Deepak ki roshni patakhon ki awaz khushiyan ki bauchar apno ka pyaar
mubarak ho aapko diwali kaa tyohar....HAPPY DIWALI
Dino din badhta jaye aapka karobar, pariwar me bana rahe sneh aur pyaar, hoti rahe sada apar dhanki bochar,aisa ho aapka Deepawali ka Tyohar.....
Kumkum bhare kadmo se aaye LAxmi ji aapke dwar, sukh sampati mile aapko apaar,
hamari aur se diwali ki shubh kamnayein karein sweekar.....
PATI & PATNI:
Patni: Andhe pati se kaash tumhari aankhein hoti to tum meri khubsurati ko dekh sakte.
Pati - agar tum khubsurat hoti to kya ankhon wale tumhe mere liye chod dete.....
The SIGN OF MATURITY !
is not wen we start saying "badi badi baatein"...but its actually wen we start understanding "choti choti baatein..."
Ranchordas & Virus !
Ranchordas: 1 over me kitne baal feki jati hai?
Virus: 6 balls.
Rancho: Galat, 1 over me 1 hi ball 6 baar feki jati hai...
Kabil bano ratne se kuch nahi hoga .....
Gabar & Sanbha !
Gabar: Are o sambha ye kaun log hain jo sms ka jawab nahi dete sasure...
Sambha: sardar ye wo log hain jo missed call karne ke baad bhi balance check karte hain.....
Teacher & Student:
Teacher: asked d student what is NOUN?
Student: to arz kiya hai,
kutta bhi apni gali mein hota hai king,
(his frnds wah ! Wah ! Wah ! Wah !) gaur se suniyega sir,
kutta bhi apni gali mein hota hai king,NOUN is d name of any person,place or thing...!
PRABHU PANE KE LIYE !
Sabhi dukhon se mukti ke liye
prabhu ki ye
TASVEER
Dekhiye...
Dikhi
Nahi
Papiyon ko nahi dikhti......
CONFESSION!
AAPko meri kaun si aadat buri lagti hai ?
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kiya to bahut maar khaoge...
Jhonson baby !
Dove se naha kar kya karna hai, 2012 me sabko marna hai, 2 saal khushi se ji le dost, kuonki agle janam me phir johnson baby se shuru karna hai...
SANTA & BILLI !
Santa ke ghar me billi rehti thi...
Santa billi se tang aakar use kahi chhod aaya, ghar aaya to billi usse pehle pahunch chuki thi...
Santa billi ko dobara door chhod aaya, ghar aaya to billi phir usse pehle pahunch gayi thi. tang aakar weh billi ko bahut door chodne gaya, waha jaakar usne aapni wife ko phone karke pucha kya billi pahunch gayi hai, wife boli "HAAN"
Santa: us kamini ko kaho mujhe aake le jaye mein rasta bhul gaya hoon...
Kissing a GIRL !
1. on her forehead is respect
2. on cheek is care.
3. on lips is Love
4. but kissing in front of her father
is
"Hud Hud
DABANNGG
DABANNGG
DABANNGG"
YOUR WISH CAN COME TRUE !
Kya aap SWITZERLAND jana chahte hain?
wahan jakar 5 star hotel me rehna chahte hain?
to visit kijiye hamari website
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www.BetaApniAukaatMeRaho.com...
SANTA & LADKI:
Santa ne ek wrong number milaya, kisi ladki ne fone uthaya
Santa: kaun bol raha hai.
Girl: Mai Geeta bol rahi hun, Aap kaun?
Santa: Main, "GURU GRANTH SAHAB".
MATHS PJ...:
usne na ki meri mohabat ki kadar,
wah ! wah !
usne na ki meri mohabat ki kadar
to maine bhi soch liya
TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH OTHER...
Good Morning MSG:
Aaj pyari si subah boli:uth dekh kya nazara hai, maine kaha ruk pehle msg bhej du us dost ko jo is subah se bhi pyara hai.... GOOD MORNING have a nice day....
SANTA WON LOTTERY !
Santa won lottery worth Rs. 20 Cr.
dealer gave him 11cr after deducting Tax
Santa: oye dealer ya mujhe pure 20cr dede ya mere 20rs vapas kar de....