An AMAZING STORY of a Girl Child who can predict: Beat this! A lady is pregnant wid girl child who had d power 2 predict future..... another pregnant lady named 'sapna' is carrying a male child who is going 2 be d future husband of d previous lady's girl child.... when dis girl child sees sapna in her nano car through her moms womb....she starts singing 'nano me sapna, sapno ,me sajna ....sajna pe dil aa gaya...ke sajna pe dil aa gaya.....
About Parenting : Only a happy parent can nurture a happy child, relax control ur bad moods, smile 4 ur child's sake.......
WHY FRIENDS ?
Rn't frnds a necessity in life??
Assume urself widout any true n sincere frnd
how wld u feel at places like mcdonalds....pizza hut ??
wat will u do wid ur cell phone??
what abt parties ?
think abt events like ur bday
who will ask u abt ur worries??
whose gona tel abt their mood swings??
who will tease u pairing wid others??
who will take care.....
Happy 2 have u in my life....
4wrds it 2 all idiotic loving frnds widout whom ur life would not have been such a lovable mess....
MUMMY: A roman girl asks an egyptian boy, what can u do 4 me?
Boy said - cum behind d pyramid, i will make u mummy.....
Through ur mobile away: wash ur mobile cut it in2 small pieces, fry it add spices n some oil ur mobile. pickle is ready. Do it if u dont call or SMS me...
WHICH DEPARTMENT? Teacher; wo kaunsa department he jisme aurtein kaam nahi kar sakti...
Student: Fire Bigades....
Teacher : Kyun????
Student: Aurtaun kaa kaam aag lagana hota hai, bhujana nahi.....
ADVICE TO RELIANCE BROTHERS: Mukesh & Anil have been adviced 2 take large doses of HAjmola
WHY???
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Becz Hajmola guarantees 2 solve all ur GAS problems.... !!
BEWAFA KI YAAD ME JAM: us bewafa ki yaad mein jam hatho mai utha liya...
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Phir uthai bread lagaya jam or fatafat khaa liya....
wah !! wah !!