!! May Lord ganesha protect u & ur family bless u wid joy & fill ur home wid prosperity & fortune. Wish u a happy Ganesh Chaturthi. !!
!! Kuch log acchi yadon ki tarah hote hain, jinhe yaad kar ke dil khush ho jata hai or jinko bhulana namunkin hai
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. aap unhi me se 1 ka msg padh rahe hain.... !!
!!! Ganesh Chaturthi ki hardik badhai. Bhagwan vinayak aapki har manokamna puran kare.....- Bolo Ganpati bappa Moriyaa... !!!
!!! sardar ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.. Aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya ... DHOKA !! kamino aaj to amawas hai, chand to hoga hi nahi.... !!!
!!! 6 Birds 9all females 0 were sitting on a tree.
A hunter saw dat nd shot over tree.
5 birds flew away but 1 bird was sitting.
Why?.
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.nakhre hain madam ke !!!!
!!!! 4 guys 1 4m HOWARD, 1 4m OXFORD, 1 4m TEXAS & a SARDAR 4m punjab university.
1 common question : what is d fastest thing in d world?
OXFORD: LIGHT
HOWARD: THOUGHT
TEXAS: Blinking of an eye.
SARDAR : its loose motions, bcz last night when i was lying in my bed & b4 i cud blink, think or turn on d lights it was over...... !!!!
!!! Girl - sir, all boys called me DIDIJi
SIR - Stand up who call her Didi ji ?
all boys stand up except one.
Sir- why r u not standing
Boy - Becz i am jijaji..... !!!!
!!!! "To have good relations wid all, we shld keep our nature like a theatre scree.
it accepts all characters but remains peacefully white ! !!!!
!!! 1 traffic policewala budhiya se 0- Mai kitni der se siti baja raha tha aap ruki Q nahi ?
Budhiya - Beta ab meri siti sunkar rukne ki umar hai kya ???? !!!!
!!! Ladki: Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye.
Santa : sharmakar, kuch B ho main shadi tumse hi karunga apni mummy se kehna mujhe bhul jaye. M tumhe dhoka nahi de sakta... !!!