1. MOBILE KO JANG NAHI LAGTA
2. TIMEPASS HO JATA HAI
3. AAP JISE SMS KARENGE WO KHUSH
4. CONTACT BANA RAHEGA
5. AAPKO KOI KANJUS BHI NAHI KAHEGA
(((( Seriously i sent u many msges but u didnot reply a single msg....so i am deleting ur num....U r no more my wellwisher.....Good bye...TOM sent dis msg to customer care )))))))
(((( 1 hai aasman ka tara to dusra hai samundar kaa kinara.
Bewafa hai zamana sara, par naseeb hai accha hamara, jo mila hai 1 rishta aap jaisa pyara.....)))))
(((( DON ka intezar 11 degree colleges ki ladkiyan kar rahi hain lekin DON ka aana mishkil hi nahi namunkin hai, kyunki don.
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.inter me fail ho gaya hai ....))))))
(((((( mubarak ho aapko sabse kam msg karne per
Apne jeeti hai ek khubsurat 1800CC
HOCHI HONDA...)))))
((((( SHut down ur eyes log on sum memories.... download sum dreams... save sum joy... delete all ur sorrows... have a nice computerised sleep... Good noght take crae....)))))
(((( Mandire ke bahar chappal rakhne me aur missed call karne me dono me kya common hai....
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Dono me dar laga rehta hai koi utha na le....)))))
(((( Lefe me ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna....
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Cream biscuit me cream hota hai, per .
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Tiger biscuit me kabhie tiger nahi hota...)))))
(((( Bhagwan Ram lanka jeet kar ayodhya vapas lautne lage to soorpnakha ne poocha: "prabhu, mera kya hoga? "Ram bole:"kalyug me mayawati k naam se tera punarjanam hoga ...! Laxshman se tere lagaav ke vajah se tu lakshmanpuri (Lucknow) naamak shahar se raaj karegi...! Lekin teri shaadi phir bhi nahi hogi...!!!! )))
(((( Adivasi area me 1 teacher ki posting hoti hai. to unka pehle question students ke liye - pehlewale teacher kaise the.....
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Students - bahut swadisht they..... ))))
((((( Jabse mobile em hanuman chalisa download kiya ta se tumhare msg or phone ane band ho gaye....
Such hai" Bhoot pichach nikat nahi awe, mahavir jab naam sunave" )))))
(((( Experiencing failure is an important tasting victory. At times, even more important. )))))
(((( Wife - mere khayal se hamari beti ki kisi ladke ke saath setting ho gayi hai...
Pati - Wo kaise...
Wife - Qyuki wo kafi dino se mobile recharge k liya paise nahi maang rahi.... )))))
((((( Nice & Important fact: Life is not about the people who act true in ur presence... It's about d people who remain true in ur absence " ))))
(((( Mandir me pujari purush q hote hain ????
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Taki aadmi ek time pe ek jagah ho dhyan laga sake.... ))))
(((( So d sun can rise...
Flowers can blossom....
Birds can sing...
Bcoz
AA r waiting 2 see ur beautiful smile )))))
(((( Phir usko dua di humne, koi to baat hai us me nadaan, har khushi jis pe luta di hum ..... )))))
(((( Devdas- Papa ne kaha haveli chod do...Maa ne kaha paro ko chod do..... Paro ne kaha sharab chod do ... 1din ayega jab paro ke bache kahenge MAMA zara school jhod do.... ))))
(((( Boy- apne ghar walon ko chod diya tere liye... sabse rishta tod diya tere liye.... .
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tune aaj tak kiya hi kya hai mere liye????
Girl : Munni badnaam hui darling tere liye...... ))))
(((( Operation ke baad patient bola : "Doctor saheb kya ab mai ROG MuKT hun...? Samne se jawab mila : " Beta, Doctor saheb to dharti par reh gaye, mai to CHITRGUPT hun....))))
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SMS FOR JANMASHTHMI -
kanha ki masti
radha ka pyaar
Meera ki prarthna
Yashoda ka dulaar
Shri Krishan Janmastami k tyohar par khushiyan aaye aapke dwaar.....))))
(((( SMS FOR JANMASHTHMI-
"Natkhat bansi wale gokul ke raja, meri ankhiyan taras gayi ab to aaja"
Mrli manohar
Brij ki dharohar,
Wo nandlala
Gopala hai,
bansi ki dhun per sab dukhon ko harne wala hai, sab milke machaye dhum ki krishna aane wala hai.....
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(((( 1 sardar ne apni car ke niche kutte ko lete hue dekha to kutte ko 1 dum se kheecha aur kaha " bahar nikal, bada aaya mechanical engineer banne"
(((( Sometimes v think y frnds keep frwarding msg 2 us without speaking a word, d reason is v have nothing 2 say but still want 2 keep in touch 4ever! ))))
(((( So jaiye palko me lekar sapne dher sare, aapko kare salaam ye chand or tare, khuda se dua karenge aaj ki raat, ki pure ho aapke armaan sare... ))))
(((( U r born original dont die as a copy. Dnt cry if some1 does not like u
u were not put on earth 2 plz any1.
life is a 2expressful not 2 impress any1. ))))
(((( Ab ke yun dilko saza di humne, uski har baat bhula di humne, Ek - Ek Phool bahut yaad aaya, shaakh-e-gul jab woh jala di humne
Aaj talak jis pe woh sharmate hain, baat woh kab ki bhula di humne, shehar-e-jahan Rakh se abaad hua, aag jab dil ki bujha di humne
Aaj phir yaad bahut aaya woh ))))
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(((( The 1 who can sense ur sadness in ur smile, can hear ur words in ur silence, n can feel ur love in ur anger, trust dem bcz dey r indeed ur real frndz. ")))
(((( Zindagi...bhi cigarette ki tarah hoti hai, enjoy karo....... .
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Warna... Sulag to rahi hi hai, khatam waise bhi ho jayegi ....Keep Enjoying ))))
(((( TOM chaku se apne haath ki ungli kaat raha tha, uski biwi boli kya rahe ho ? Santa bola mujse dettol gir gaya tha, socha kyu barbaad karun ))))
(((( Kaisa lagta hai jab
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Hawa k jhonkon ke sang.
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.Khamishi se chalte hue
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Koi aapka haath thaam ke haule se keh de.
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niche GOBAR hai, zara dhyan se !
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(((( A CUTE LOVE STORY:
An old couple recall their young days & go 4 date as dey did 60years ago..... He reached d decided place on tym & waited for 2 hrs, but she did not came.
Frustuated, he returned hiome, saw her sitting & asked,"y didnot u cum ?"
Shyly, she replied,"Mom didnot allow".......))))
(((( Many a tyms v lose our bst budies cz v r unable 2 xpress hw spcl dey r 2 us...
So dis msg is only 2 let u know dat u r 1of d best budies whm i dnt wana loose....))))
(((( Ek ajeeb haqiqat-
100 Rupye ka note bahut zyada lagta hai jab, garib ko dena ho,magar hotel me baithe ho to bahut kam lagta hai.....
3min ishwar ko yaad karna bahut mushkil hai, magar 3hrs ki film dekhna aasan....
Pure din mehnat k baad gym jana nahi thakata, magar jab apne hi ma-baap k per dabane ho to log tang aa jate hain....
Look at life with different angles.....))))
(((( Boss said santa 2 bring 2 corner tickets for a movie to go wid his girlfrnd
Santa brought 2 corner tickets.....
A1.....................................A40
Santa Rocks.....))))
(((( Koi hai jo dua karta hai, apno mein hume bhi gina karta hai bahut khush naseeb samajhte hain khud ko ki dorr hokar bhi koi yaad kiya karta hai.... ))))