## Sometimes we maintain a silence 2 protect a beautiful relation, but 2 much silence creates a distance in every beautiful relation! So keep talking wid ur loved ones. ###
##Only a lovable frnd can feel ur silent pain & will hold ur hand till u become strong again. I am here 4 u always.... ###
## Snake ne kiya mouse ko bite
Wah! Wah !
Snake ne kiya mouse ko bite
Wah ! Wah !
Who cares ? So jaaoo Good Night ... ###
## Kya aapko HAPPY ka full form pata hai
H- Hum
A- Apko
P-Pal
P-Pal
Y-Yaad
Karte Hain....
tussi bhi sanu kabhie HAPPY kar liya karo ..... ###
## 1 bacha door bell bajane ki koshish kar raha tha, 1 old man ne dekha....
Wo gaya aur bell baja di, Aur bola : Aur kuch beta ?
Baccha: ab bhaag Budhe .... ###
## The most romantic lines : main kho gaya hu tere pyaare me....tum bhi kho jao.....
In english translation :
"I m lost in ur Love, u also get lost..... ###
## Tantrik Santa se- "beta tumhare ghar par chudel kaa vaas hai...."
Santa - "baba main thappad maar dunga jo meri biwi ke bare me kuch kaha to ... !! ###
## Son 2 his DAD:-
Dad aap kabhie Egypt gaye the kya?
DAD: Nahin beta, kyun ?
Son: Phir itni khatarnaak "mummy" kahan se laye.... ##
## Santa: Hamme yahan nahi rehna, hamare paise wapas karo. Itna chota sa kamra aur ek stool bus. Hum kya janwar hain...
HOTEL MANAGER- Sir, kamre mein to chalo ye to lift hai.... ###
## I requested God let my frnds be happy & healthy forever. God said 4 days only. I said ok spring, summer, autumn & winter day. He said no only 3 days, I said ok. Yesterday, today, tomorrow. He said no only 2 day. I said brightday & nightday. He said no only 1 day. I said Ok.. "Everyday". God laughed & said OK. ###
## teacher : to a dull boy, if u have 12 chocolates & u give 5 2 Leena, 3 to teena & 4 to meena, then what will u get ?
Student: 3girl friends.... ###
## Ummid ki imaarat ban gayi WAH ! WAH !
ankhon se aansuo ki nadiya beh gayi WAH ! WAH !
tumhari kya izzat reh gayi jab tumhari girl friend tumhe bhaiya keh gayi WAH ! WAH ! WAH! WAH ! ###
## Making a million frnds is not a miracle, the miracle is 2 make a frnd who will stand with u when millions are against u.... ###
## I need ur frndship
I need ur Company
I need ur support
I need ur advices
I want 2 b like u
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maine barbaad hone kaa faisla kar liya hai bus ... !!!! ###
## Girl: LADKA dikhne mein kaisa hai
Brother: Ladka dikhne mein FILM ke hero jaisa hai
Girl: Kounse film ka hero...?
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"PEEPLI LIVE apna NATTHA YAAR !!! ###
## "Om bolne se man ko shanti milti hai...
'SAI" bolne se mann ko shakti milti hai...
"RAM" bolne se paapon se mukti milti hai...
To dil se bolo "OM SAI RAM" ###
## "apart 4m water, we've discovered d presence of whales & sharks on d moon" - PAKISTAN
"Satellite launched by pakistan found in Arabian sea! - NASA ! ###
## Ye naya injection
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jo msg nahi karte hai unke liye....
Jab asar karne lagega to reply apne aap ane lagenge... ###
## GOD ne din banaya naam diya AFTERNOON,
Raat ki roshni banayi, naam diya Moon,
Soch samajh kar tumhe banaya or naam diya "CARTOON" ... ###
## Bye is a word tat causes so much pain. D person V hold now mite never meet us again. So never say bye, say meet u again. ###
## Chotte log paise ki baat karte hain,
Bade log time ki baat karte hain,
mahan log to baat hi nahi karte wo sirf SMS karte hain,
Aur sweet log sirf padhte hain ! ###