5 ghante jindagi ke
Doctor: Tuhaadi patni sirf 5 ghante di mehmaan hai.
Santa : Koi gal nahi doctor sahibji. jithe 25 saal nikal gaye othe 5 ghante hor sahi....!
Zimedari ka ehsaas
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(! !)Oh hello.
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sun rahe hai ya nahi ?
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Mujhe SMS
! ! kya aapke padosi karenge
kya ? zimedari ka ehsaas hi nahi rah logon me.
chaliye sms kijiye
CAUTION PLEASE !
plz 4rd dis msg 2 all those, 2 whom u care most
don't eat "PHOOL GOBHI" bcz a new virus H.B.F. ( High Bone Fever) is spreading 4m it.
FROM: AIIMS (Delhi)
LOOSE CHARACTER
Santa: tumne apni bii ko talak kyun de diya?
Banta - Character ki sahi nahi thi, shadi mujhse ki aur bache bhagwan se mang rahi thi.
RING
a girl wanted a ring. But d boy gave her a teddy. In anger, d girl thre d teddy on d road. the boy went 2 take it back but as hit by a car nd died. At his funerald girl hugged d teddy hardly n d machine in it spoke - "will u marry me ? the ring is in my pocket"?
HAVE PATIENCE!
It takes several years 4 a seed 2 become a tree. a flower takes months 2 blossoms, so have patience 4 any thing 2 happen in life.
LOVE SOMEONE who???
Duniya me do logon se sabse jyada pyaar karna chahiye
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jisne aapke liye janam liya ho......
HABIT
Be honest in ur ans, meri koi 1 acchi or koi 1 buri aadat......
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batane ki koi zarurat nahi....
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pehle apne girebaan me jhanko, or khud ko sudharo......
Boy: ro q rahi ho?
Girl: mere marks bahut kam aaye hain..
Boy: bata kitne aye hai?
Girl: Sirf 88%
Boy: khuda ka khauf kar zalim itne me to 2 bache pass ho jate hain !
BOOK
Guy in a book store. Do u have a book called "Men The perfect intelligence"?
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Sales girl: 'the comic department is on the other side, sir...."
First Time sher on NOSE:
Kadam kadam pe hawa ki dasha ka dhyan rakhna, mushkil samay me bhi dosti ko yaad rakhna. hamari yadon ki khushboo zarur ayegi tum bus apni Nossy saaf rakhna.....
What is NOUN?
to arz kiya hai....
kutta b apni gali m hota hai king
Wah wah ! Wah Wah !
Kutta bhi apni gali m hota he king
Noun is d name of a person, place or thing.....
Unlimted Talktime:
Anil ambani was suffering 4m loose motion.
He went 2 adoctor
Dr. asked him: what's ur problem?
Ambani: unlimited free outgoing with variety of ringtones.
HUSBAND & WIFE :
newly married husband saved wife's number on mobile as "My Life"
After 1yr:
"my Wife"
After 5 yrs:
"HOME"
After 10 yrs:
"HITLER"
& after 25 yrs:
"WRONG NUMBER"
SANTA & BANTA:
Santa: mera ghar itna bada hai ki andar local train chalti hai...
Banta: mera to itna bada ghar hai ki 1 kone me chale jao to roaming lag jati hai....
KYUNKI GEETA ME LIKHA HAI:
Padai karo fail hone se mat daro, ladki chedo jute khane se mat daro, ladki ko propose karo inkar se na daro, quki GEETA me likha hai, karam kar phal ki chinta matkaro....
CAUTION:
KAMZOR dil wale ye msg na padeh
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zid mat karo.
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mat padho.
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yaar mat padho.
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ok lo padh lo
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yaar 50/- ka recharge kara de....it's urgent !
Dharmender style:
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! ! Duniya walon !!!
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kuch nahi, apna kaam karo... !
SASTE SHAMPOO KA KAMAL:
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aur karo sastey shampoo istemall ....!
Quote:
very beautiful sentence 2 life: "everybody seems 2 be special at first sight but only very few will remain special 2 u till ur last sight ."
ZINDA REHNE KE LIYE:
Science teacher : Bacho zinda rehne ke liye kya zaroori hai?
Boy itna bhi nahi pata mam?
"Zinda rehne ke liye teri kasam ek mulaqat zaroori hai sanam"
NEW & OLD UMRAOJAAN:
Media walon ne abhishek se pucha.... what is d difference between new & old umraojaan.
Abhishek says not a big difference, nai se apni setting hai or purani se PAA ki.....
R U Feeling bored?
No prblm do something special.....
10 baar jaldi- jaldi bolo....
"Roti kha ke potty jaun, potty jaa ke roti khaun..."
Try it !
GAY ACT:
The best outcome of decriminalisation of GAY act 377..
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"Ab to saala bhi aadha ghar wala hai"......
SANTA BANTA & JHIPKALI:
Dr. - Jab aapko pata tha chipkali kaan me ghus rahi hain to aap chup q rahe?
Santa - pehle cockroach gaya tha to mujhe laga ki wo use pakadne ja rahi hai....
BILLI & CHOR:
Ek chor chori karne ek ghar me ghusa:
Malik - kaun hai...??
Chor - Miyaun...
Malik - kaun hai..??
Chor - Miyaun
Malik - Kaun hai ...??
Chor - Saale billi hun billi .... !!!!
NEVER REPLY NO:
Der r some fools in dis world, who always reply "NO" 2 every question we ask, isnot it???
Now u tell me ...
"R U DAT KIND OF A PERSON...?
NASA & U & ME:
Imagine
U & Me join
NASA...
After 1 month
The amricans will have 2 change d name from NASA 2.....
"SATYANASA" apna talent hi aisa hai...!!
PRINCIPAL ARGUED:
Once engineering & medical college principal argued dat their students r more brave then others.
Medical college principal called his student 2 jump in d sea full of shark,
his student jumped...
Then he said "See d guts".
When engineering college principal said his student to jump, then the student - "PAAGAL HAI KYA SAALE ".
Engineering College Principal - 'Now see d guts".
2 cheezen jiski duniya deewani:
is duniya me do hi cheezein aisi hai
jiski duniya deewani hai
1st TAJMAHAL
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2nd - AAP
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ne muje to dekha hi hoga.....
BHOOT TAKLKING:
1st Bhoot - tu kaisa mara?
2nd Bhoot - Jyada thand se aur tu ?
1B - Biwi pe shak tha, pura ghar dhunda koi nahi mila, sharm se mar gaya...
2b - "Kamine freeze kholta to dono bach jaate..."
GIFT:
Mubarak ho sab se kam SMS karne per aapko milta hai 1 khubsurat 180 cc ka gadha......
GITA UPDESH:
Mobile nirjiv hai sim iski atma hai sam woh gyan hai jo batane se badta hai is liye hey prani balance ki moh maya tyag kar nirantar SMS bhejte rahiye...