++++ Tom : Dekh teri biwi ko saap kat raha hai ...
Jerry : Chinta mat kar yaar, saap ka zeher khatam ho gaya hai, recharge karwane aaya hoga...
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Tohar passport size photowa humar ghar pe chhutal rahil....
bachha logan sab darat rahi.
Kutwa pura din bhokat raha....
ekra vapas leila....
++++ Dekho phirse barsaat aa gayi,
tanhayi me waqt bitane ki baat aa gayi
Hum to yuhin nihar rahe the barish ke pani ko,
mendak ko dekha to aapki yaad aa gayi.....
++++ Old man ladki se takraya
Old Man - Sorry
Girl - Stupid
Tabhie ek ladka us se takraya Ladka - Sorry
Girl - Its Ok
Old Man - Meri sorry ki kya spelling galat thi kya?.....
++++ Aapko suchit kiya jata hai k 24th August ko mobile band rakhen, kyonki kuch sararti ladkiyan h jo Rakhi SMS kar sakti hai.....Aaapki zara si laparwahi aapko BHAI bana sakti hai.....
++++ Zindagi se badi sazaa hi nahi aur kya jurm hai pata hi nahi .....
Itne hisson me batt gayi hoon main, mere hisse me kuch bacha hi nahi....
sach ghate ya badhe to sach na rahe, jhooth ki koi intehaan hi nahi......
jad to chandi me chahe sone me, aaenaa jhoot bolta hi nahi....
zindagi se badi sazaa hi nahi aur kya jurm hai pata hi nahi.....
++++ Arz kiya hai.....
Chahate hain hum aapse aisi dosti ka wada
Chahate hai hum aapse aisi dosti ka wada
jaise...
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VIM baar ghule kam or chale jyaada.......
++++ Pyaar ke mamle me hum thode kacche hain,
Magar Dosti k mamle me bade sache hain....
Hamari dosti bus isi baat par kayam hai.....
Ki hamare dost humse bhi acche hain....
++++ Har jagah Toofan sa Aaya hai,
Chaaro taraf hahakar machaya hua hai,
Jisko dekho lab pe 1 hi naam chhaya hai,
Jab bhi bajti hai msg tone, to sab bolte hain lo fir se "Ashish Singhal" ka msg aaya hua hai....
++++ Any Time
Any Problem
Any Help
Just
Give ME
One Miss Call
I will
Give u
Another
"Miss Call"
.......Ha....ha...haa.....
++++ A smile is a sign of joy
A hug is a sign of Love
A laugh is a sign of happiness
&
A frnd Like me .......
Wel dats a sign
of ur Good karma of Picchle Janam... Good Day !
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Dost 1 aisa "Chor" Hota hai jo:
Aankho se "AANSU"
Chehre se "Pareshani"
Dil Se " Mayausi"
Zindagi se har "Dukh"
aur
Hathon ki Lakiron se "MAUT"
tak chura leta hai....
++++ Ek Din sardar ne bahut sunder ladki dekhi aur socha......
Bahut socha.....
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Kya Socha...
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Kaash ye meri maa hoti to main bhi itna sunder hota !
++++ Har roz roshni ke hazar sitare niklen, aap ki ankhon me haseen nazare niikle, jail me hum bhi gaye aapke saath, jab aapke chori ke mobile me sabse zyada sms hamare nikle.....
++++ "GOOD MORNING"
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"Just for U..."
Must for U..."
"First for U..."
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"Nothing 2 Wish"
"Nothing 2 Say"
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"Always be happy"
"its my pray"
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++++ Frnds r special never go away.
They walk beside us everyday....
Unseen...
Unheard...
Missed... but
very dear... dont forget them
++++ How 2 increase positive thinking?....
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Ans: Watch fashion TV Bcz u always think theek hai ye nai gayi to agli model kuchh dikhayegi...
++++ Santa ji got a SMS from his Girl - frnd
Written as...
"I Miss U"
Santaji, ne apna dimaag laga ke do ghante baad reply bheja...
"I Mr. U" !!
++++ A good thought of d day -
Once a dad took his son to a village to show poverty....
After d trip he asked his son about poverty....., what d son replied was:-
"Dad we have one dog, dey had four .....
We have small pool, dey have long river......
We have lamps, dey have stars.....
We have small piece of land, dey have large fields...
We buy food, dey grow theirs...."
The Boy's dad dad was speechless....
Then Boy said - "Thanks Dad 4 showing me how poor we are actually........
What we learn 4m dis: Our life is set all about how we see, interpret & accept things in life......
++++ TOM jalebi bech raha tha magar keh raha tha "aalu lelo aalu !
Jerry Bola, par yaar yeh to jalebi hain....
TOM, chup sale warna makhiyan aa jayengi....
++++ Confident lines on a "WINE SHOP Board....
"MEN who love a girl truely, will one day Love Me 2.......
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