1 aami ki 1 tang nili ho gayi,....
Dr. ne kaha zehar fail gaya hai katni padegi .....
kuch din baad dursi bhi nilli pad gayi...
Dr. ne kaha jehar jyada fail gaya hai dusri bhi katni padegi....
Tang kaat kar dono lakdi ki laga di...
kuch din baad lakadi ki bhi taangein nilli pad gayi
Dr. sahab ab tumhari bimari samajh mein aayi
TUMHARI LUNGI RANG CHODTI HAI..........
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TOM wanted 2 become a great man like NEWTON.
After long research, he made NEWTON's fourth law of motion ...?
"LOOSE MOTION CAN NEVER B DONE IN SLOW MOTION ..."
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Yun to aazadi aur bhi bahut se deshon ko mili hai par hum hindustaniyon jaisi kisi ko nahi mili
hogi kyunki,
Aaj hum aazad hain .......
milawat khori ke liye....
Rishwat khori k liye.
beimaani ke liye.
pados mein atyachar hota dekh kar apne darwaje band karke kehne ke liye ki mujhe kya...
kuch bhi galat hota dekh kar Muh pher lene k liye.......
kisi bhi samsya ke samadhan khud karne ki bajay system ko dosh dene ke liye.....
dharm aur jaatiyon ki sankirn mansikta mein jine ke liye.....
Hum hindustani chahte to hain ke bhagat singh azad, bose fir paida ho magar apne ghar mein nahi, kranti to ho magar kare koi aur...
aaiye apni aur jimme dariyo ki tarah desh ki, pados ki, samaj ki koi ek zimedari le...
apne or apno ke liye to sabhi jeete hain ek baar dusron ke liye jeekar dekhein.
Hindustan ki aazadi ke liye is se badh kar koi shrdhanjali nahi ho sakti .
Do something
JAI HIND...
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Gile shikwe na dil se laga lena ,
kabhie man jana to kabhie mana lena...
kal ka kya pata hum ho na ho, isliye jab b mauka mile kabhie SAMOSA khila dena
kabhie cold drink pila dena .....
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C.A.T. EXAM best question :
"Spell d word "Cow" in 13 letters.....
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but a back becnh boy ......
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"SEE O DOUBLEYOU"
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Bikhari : 50 paise de do... maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai...
Kanjoos : 10 Rs. dunga, pehle ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai
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Wife: Shaadi ki raat tumne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to mein kaisi lag rahi thi...
Husband: Mein to mar hi jata agar mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad hoti....
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Teacher - kal school kyon nahi aaye...?
Student- madam, girlfriend se milne gaya tha....
Teacher - Kiss liye ...?
Student - Yes madam bahut Kiss liye ...
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Frnd is a promise made in a heart....
Silent...
Unwritten...
Unbreakable by distance & time ..
Its lovely 2 have u as one ...
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I wont promise 2 be ur frnd 4ever, becz i wont alive dat ling.
But let me be ur frnd as long as i live....
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Monday went 2 tuesday 2 see wednesday n asked thrusday whether Friday has told saturday dat sunday is a Friendship Day.....
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Dr. Ghayal mareej se - Jab car ek mahila chala rahi thi toh tumhein sadak se dur chalna chahiye tha...
Mareej - Kiasi sadak ? Main to apne angan me baitha tha ....
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My eyes waiting 4 ur face
My ear is waiting 4 ur voice
My lips ready 2 talk with u
& my mobile waiting for ur sweet SMS...
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Some say i have attitude, while some disagree,
But i just say dat....
" I only have a personality which everybody can't handle ."
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A very true but starnge quote - Love does not start in morning & does not end in evening - It starts when u dont neet it & ends when u need it d most.....
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TOM : Sunti ho aaj hamare pintoo ne aadha shabd bolna seekha....!
Mrs. TOM : Such ...! Kya bola...?
TOM : BEHAN....!
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Amir aadmi ne garib se pucha : batao sex mehnat hai ya mazaa
Garib : hazur mazaa hi hoga, mehnat hoti to wo bhi aap hami se karwate..
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T.V.ad - vilan try 2 rape a girl.
but ladki ka salwar ka nada nahi khula..
Voice from Back..
Aapki maa nehen ki ijjat ke rakhwale, Pappu naade wale ....
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Gum me jine ka mazza aata hai,
garibon k dar pe khuda aata hai,
ek hum hai ki hamesha SMS karte hain,
Ek Tumhara SMS hai jo WORLD CUP ki tarah 4 saal baat aata hai....
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Tounge twister.
jaldi jaldi 10 bar bol k batao -
Roti kha k potty jaun,
Potty jaa ke roti khaun..
Try...
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TOM ne Zoo mein sher ka pinjara khula chod diya....
Officer : Tumne sher ka pinjra lock nahi kiya...
TOM : Sir, itne khofnak janwar ko kaun chori karega...??
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A hynotist hynotised the whole audience in d hall wid a pendulum.
Suddenly, pendulum fell down.
He said "SHIT" and it took 3 days 2 clean the hall
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From 20th floor : Ameer bache - wow what a lovely view...awesome...
Garib Bacche - Chal dekhte hain kiska thook pehle neeche girta hai...
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interesting baat maa k liye wo konsa kaam hai jo beta kare to bura or damad kare to bahut accha lagta hai
socho...
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Give a try yaar?.
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. Biwi ki gulami...
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mann karta hai...
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ek kone me lejakar .
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Kissa sunau ramayan ka...
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If u r married pls ignore d following msg...
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HAPPY Independence Day!
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Nobody teaches Volcano 2 erupt, Tsunami 2 devastate, Hurricane 2 sway around
No 1 teaches How 2 choose a Wife,
Disaster Happens
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SANTA : Yaar Jerry, hum dono mein kya rishta hai ?
BANTA : Jo Pakode aur besan ka hota hai...
SANTA : wo kaise?
BANTA : jab besan SANTA hai, tabhie to pakoda BANTA hai...
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Achi zindagi guzarane k 2 tariqe hain,
1.) Jo pasand hai use hasil kar lo...
Ya phir
2. ) Jo hasil hai use pasand karlo...
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Jawahar Lal Nehru Said: Aalasya manushya ka sabse bada dushman hai... .
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Mahatama Gandi: Apne dushmano se prem karo...
Ab aap hi batao Bapu ki sune ya Chachu ki....
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