{{{{{{Boy: Jaan main tumhe Bangla, Car, Sone ka Haar dila dunga
Girl : Ye Batao, shaam ko park aa rahe ho yaa nahi.
Boy : Agar mummy ne Auto ka kiraya dia to aa jaunga ....!!! }}}}}}}
{{{{{Bus Chali Jhatka Laga Santa Ladki pe jaa gira,
Ladki boli - Battmeez kya kar rahe ho ?
Santa Bola: ji punjab university se B.Com Kar raha hoon.... }}}}}}
{{{{{{ Girl: Plz mere husband ko andar bula lijiye
Doctor : Ghabrao nahi main ek sharif aadmi hun.....
Girl : Aap samjhe nahi, bahar aapki nurse aakeli hai.... }}}}}}
{{{{{ Luck is not in ur hands but decision is in ur hands.
ur decision can make luck but luck can't make ur decision...
So always trust urself....!!! }}}}}}}}}
{{{{ BIG B in KBC : In which state river Ganga flows?
Santa: Liquid State....
Audience clapped laudly...
Amitabh was stunned ... He looks behind, all were Englishmen.... }}}}}
{{{{{ Nothing is old nothing is new, just a matter of point of view, enjoy life as happy days r few, becz, if life is ocean, happy moments r like dew. }}}}}}
{{{Attitude is a little thing which makes a big difference in life, But it shld be like I'm not d best,
But I'm not like the rest }}}}}}}}}
{{{{Frnd is 1 who forgives u say before u say sorry....
understandz when U say I forget....
waits 4ever whn u say 1 min & stays wth u whn u say leave me alone .......}}}}}
{{{{{{Saawdhaan
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Vishraam....
26th jan nazdik aa raha hai....
practice chalu rakho...
"Jai Hind"
"Jai Bharat"}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{Absence is d best presence......
Becz if people r absent den u miss them & if u miss dem dat means dey r present in ur heart }}}}}}
{{{{{{{Funny but true...
Dis generation boys & girls get into love becz of misunderstanding ...
& break up when dey understand each other.......}}}}}}}\
{{{{{ Teeth said 2 tounge: "If I just press u a little, u will get cut."
Tounge replied: "if i misuse 1 word against someone, then all 32 of u will come out."}}}}}}}
{{{{{Our brilliant TOM has done again....
Teacher : Which is ur favourite dish?
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TOM : TATA SKY......!!!! }}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{Santa sabji lene gaya.....
Sabji wala sabji per pani chidak raha tha...
Santa intezar karta raha jab kafi der ho gayi to bola - Agar inhe hosh aa gaya ho to 1 kilo tol do.....}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{Kavita likh rahi hu...... tujhe na thi mere pyaar ki khabar......
wah wah....
tujhe na thi mere pyaar ki khabar
ila kavita to galat ho gayi , rubber de rubber..... wah wah wah wah !!!!! }}}}}}
{{{{{kehne ko hamare paas shabd nahi hai, bhejne ko hamare paas naya SMS nahi hai par dil me 1 baat zaroor hai, "apna khyal rakhna" hamare paas aap jaise doston ki kafi kami hai....}}}}}}
{{{{ 1 day i will leave d world, & never come back.....
My frnds will cry when dey will see my number....
they will miss me when dey sit 2gether, won't be able 2 hear my laugh & voice ever again....
There will be no more ME 2 irritate, tease, make them laugh, & say sorry stupidly....
I won't call by all d stupid names I do.....
tears might flow out of eyes, but i will be gone, long & 4ever.....
SO ENJOY MY COMPANY AS MUCH B4 I CLOSE MY EYES 4EVER....}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{ TEACHER : Bacho kasam lo ki daru, cigrate or ladkiyon se dur rahoge or desh ke liye jaan doge....
BOYS: de denge sir, ab aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya..... }}}}}
{{{{{Na guzarna id ke din kisi Masjid ke pass se, kahin log chand samjhkar apna Roja na tod de, aur hoke khafa Khuda aapse, kahi Khoobsoorat LOG banane na chod de.......}}}}}
{{{{Height of Courage
Senior student during ragging says : I ur marriage i will kiss ur Wife....
Junior : Fine but i will marry ur sister ....
"le ab le le pappi }}}}}}}}
{{{{ ARZ KIYA HAI :
Rajwade me ud rahe the hathi, rajwade me ud rahe the hathi,
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itne dhyan se kya padh rahe ho DEHATI ......
kabhie dekha hai udhta hua....HAATHI ????? }}}}
{{{{ Yaad karo apne wo beete din,
barsaat mein sadko pe nahana......
chhote chotte bachon k khilone chheen k bhaag jaana,
naak aaye to rumal ke bajay hath se muh par failana.....
aur aakhir me ghar k bahar khade hokar nikkar se makhiyaan udate hue chilana....
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MUmmyyyyyyy ....
"KAR DE DHO DHO......." }}}}}
{{{{ True Fact :
Waqt per aadat na badli to wo Zarurat - E - Life ban jati hai,
Or agar waqt per Girl Friend na badli to wo WIFE ban jaati hai.......}}}}
{{{{Autowala : Sahab 30 Rs. hue...
TOM: Ye le 15 Rs.
Autowala: Ye to beymani hai...
TOM : abe beymani kaisi, tu bhi to baith k aaya hai, aadha tu de.... }}}}}
{{{{{ Sweet Insult :
1 ladka gadhe ke saamne gir gaya....
1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha, "Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho ????
"ladka bola, " Ji Bhabhiji...... }}}}}
{{{{ Mausam badla Thand ho gaiu Aapke msg ke bina zindagi tang ho gai kya aapke Inbox me msg ki kami ho gayi ya fir hamare msg padhkar bolti band ho gai.....}}}}}
{{{{ Chandni raat alvida keh rahi hai,
Thandi si hawa dastak de rahi hai,
Utha kar dekho najar ko jara,
pyaari si subah aapko "good Morning" keh rahi hai......}}}}