You may fall in love with d beauty of someone
but remember,
finally u have 2 live wid character, not d beauty.
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TOM on his death bed confesses 2 his wife - "I had affairs vd ur sister, yd ur best frnd & even vid maid"
Wife : "I know darling.
Now relax & led d poison work."
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Duniya me 6 arab log rehte hain lekin
hum aapko hi q sms karte hain
Shayad isliye ki
5 arab
99 crores
99 lakh
99 hazar
999 log aapki
jagah nahi le sakte
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Silent lips may avoid many prblms.
But smiling lips may solve many prblms.
So, always have a smile on ur face in d beautiful journey called LIFE.
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Gabbar : Aaj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha
Viru: Kutte kaminey me tera khun pi jaunga.
Gannar : Kaminey, me naha raha tha basanti ja rahi thi.
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Mere sone ka time ho gaya hai Good Night
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aapki kahani,
meri jubani !
Apke pas dimag hai,
Chalta nai alag baat hai.
Aap Smart ho,
Koi manta nahi alag baat hai.
Aap sharif ho,
Lagta nahi alag baat hai.
Apke pass mobile hai,
Call nahi karte alag baat hai.
Kafi izzat hai aapki,
Koi karta nahi alag baat hai.
Aapki beijati ho rahi hai.
Aap phir bhi has rahe ho, GALAT BAAT HAI !!
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TOM Mithai khate hue Jerry se - Teri dukan ki mitthai bahut swad hai tera dil isko khane ko nahi karta ....
Jerry - Karta to bahut hai par papa marenge isliye sirf chaat kar rakh deta hun ...
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Interviewer: What is Recession ?
Candidate : When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by 'Water & Wife', that Critical Phase of life is called Recession .
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I.Q. Test
"Char Zero Ek saat Likho"
Likha ?
Kaise ?
0000 aise likha?
Fail
Correct Answer: "4017"
Maa - Baap ne kitni ummidon se pdhaya uspe pani phir gaya !
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Hard 2 get sum one who luvs u
easy 2 get sum one who likes U
tuf 2 get sum one who will Care 4 U
But
rare 2 get
Sum 1 who will understand U.
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Sum ppl dont understand d way I m,
Sum r hurt by d way I talk,
But wat can I do if dats d real me.
"SORRY" I m not 'PERFECT'
but definately not FAKE....
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Wife : Agar mein kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Hsbnd : Its d Time 2 Disco
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Kon dhundega Tujhko,
Kabhie na mile tu mujhko !
Its d time 2 Disco.
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Bihar edition of johny 2 yes papa
Ramu ! Ramu ! ke bapu ?
Paan Khaile ?
Na Bapu...
jhut bolbe ?
Na Bapu ...
Mu khol re !
aaakkh....thhu....!
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Sharabi - aaj tab tak piyenge, jab tak wo saamne wale 3 ped (trees) 6 nahi dikhte ....
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Pub Manager : Saalo bas
Karo, Saamne pehle se
1 hi ped hai ....!
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D sun is up from d east n birds r singing hapily wid buterflies around d flowers.
It is tym 2 wake up & give a big yawnng & say gud mrng 2 u .
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"A night msg does not mean that I am disturbing "U"
"It means "U" r one of d best Person about whom I am thinking before closing my eyes"
"Good Night "
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1 officer ne school checking k time dekha ki 1 teacher ladki ko kiss kar raha tha
Officer : wat is this ?
Teacher : Maar se nahi samjhti, pyar se samjha raha hun...
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TOm axe effect deo laga k nikla uske picche Budhiya padh gayi
Sardar ne company se shikayat ki,
Manager ne Bataya Sir Aapne expired Deo lagaya hai...
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