dIFFERENT STYLES OF gOOD nIGHT
Dad : Gd ngt son,
Frnd - Gd ngt yaar,
Lover - Gd ngt Jaanu,
But
MOM - " So ja kanjra, phone wali maa naal gallan swere kar liyo...."
Mom always know ......
TOm ko vodafone me operator ki job mili
1st din use maar padi
2nd day use nikal diya gaya becz 1st caller : mere vodafone ka sim block ho gaya hai....
TOM : to pagal Airtel ka kharid le....
A little bird was flying back home in winter, d bird froze & fell 2 d ground. A cow came by & dropped some dung on it. D bird began 2 realize how warm it was & soon began 2 sing wid joy. A passing cat heard d bird singing & dug d bird out, cleaned it & ate it.....
Lesson 2 learn :
1. Not everyone who drops shit on u is ur enemy.
2. Not everone who gets u out of shit is ur friend &
3. Wen u r in deep shit, keep ur mouth shut.....
1 din 1 lady shop pe TOTA kharidne gayi......
Lady - iski kya khasiyat hai ?
Dukandaar : ye bolta hai ?
Lady ne tote se pucha - main kaisi lagti hun ?
Tota : JUGAAD
Lady dukandaar se : ye toh bada badtameez hai !!
Dukandaar : Tote ko andar le gaya aur pani me duba k pucha - bol sale ab gali dega ?
Tota : Nahi kabhie Nahi dunga.
Wo use bahar le aaya aur lady se kaha ab puchiye, gali nahi dega?
Lady tote se - agar mere ghar pe 1 aadmi aye to tum kya sochoge?
Tota - aapka pati hai.
Lady - agar 2 ?
Tota - aapka pati aur devar ?
Lady - agar 3 ?
Tota - pati, devar, bhai.
lady - agar 4?
Tota - pani le aao maine to pehle hi kaha tha JUGAAD hai"