Man (Khush Hoke ) : Haan Bolo
Girl : Apni kutte jaisi nazar....
# Teacher - Mai kisi per bhi ek nazar dal k bata sakti hu ki wo mere bare me kya soch raha hai....
1 Bachha : Miss jab aapko pata chal jata hoga to badi sharam aati hogi ?
# Santa : Jab khayal kiya to khayal bhi tera aaya,
jab aankhein band ki to khwab bhi tera aaya....
Socha yaad kar lu us khuda ko, par jab honth khule to naam bhi tera aaya....
# Princiapl let kyun ho gaye ?
Student - Bike kharab ho gayi thi...
Principal - Bus se nahi aa sakte the ?
Student - aapki hi beti nahi manti, nakhre karti hai....bahut
samjha do use.....
# If some one fail in xam mom says 3 words - pad lete beta...
dad says 3 words - ye sudhrenge nahi
lover says 3 words - u try again !
Frnd also says 3 words - "TU BHI FAIL'
# Girl to boy : Mujhe apni bracelet de do main isko dekh kar tumhe yaad karungi
Boy : - Tum yeh soch ke mujhe yaad kar lena ki tumne manga tha maine nahi diya ....
# Wah India
Afzal ko mafi sadhvi ko fansi
RSS per pratibandh
SIMI se anubandh
Amarnath yatra per lagaan
Haj ke lye anudaan.
Wakai....
Mera Bharat Mahan !
# 1 sardar ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party aarange kar li.
kisi ne pucha : 6 month k baby ki birthday kaise ?
Sardar : me semester system follow karta hun ...
# Killing shayari by sardar : jo dil me dard de wo dildar hai..
Gour Farmaiye :
jo dil me dard de wo dildar hai..
Or
jo sar me dard de wo "Sardar " Hai....
# Ladki aur tea mein hamesha 7 qualities dekho -
1. Garam ho
2. tej ho.
3. rang saf ho .
4. meethi ho.
5. dodh jyada ho ...
6. do minute me taiyar ho jaye...
7. hamesha bed pe mile....
# At marriage function old ppl used 2 pull my cheeks & say " U R Next", Now....
They have stopped it .... u know why ???
Becz i started the same at FUNERALS .....
# Hamesha hasne wale ko b gum ho sakta hai ....
Wah Wah !
Hamesha hasne wale ko b gum ho sakta hai ....
Koi b lawaris wastu na chuein usme bum ho sakta hai....
# Din - Bhar kam k baad papa puchte hain - kitna kamaya ?
Patni - Kya Bachaya ?
Bache - kya laye ?
Par maa puchti hai - Btea kuch khaya ?
Always respect mother ...
# 1980 , IDBI rejected loan 4 ambani
30 yrs later Mukesh ambani is planning to buy IDBI
Dis shows nothing is Impossible
Today HDFC rejected my loan ! Let see....
# 2 sardaron ki khub pitayi hui.....
Pata hai Q...??
Dono birthday party me bina bulaye khana khate kehne lage - " Hum to ladke walon ki taraf se hain ..."
# A successful marriage requires falling in live many times, always with d same person...
# "Love is like a stappler:
Its easy 2 attach but hard 2 detach & worst is when ur able 2 detach it, it still leaves the paper damaged!!!
# 1st sardar 2 other : ja mere ghar jake dekh, me hu ke nahi ...?
2nd saradr ran !
1st Sardar laughs: sala ghar dekhne ja raha hai, phone karke nahi puch sakta ....
# PJ shld not be made on sardars.... they shld me made on TOM & JERRY or JACK & JILL Becz most of our soldiers in army or navy or force are sardar, so respect THEM......
THEY R INDIANS....
TOM & JERRY or JACK & JILL
r birtish characters....
pass dis to all indians...
JAI HIND....
# TOM : Aaj mere pass paisa hai,
Business hai
bangla hai,
tere pass kya hai....
JERRY : Mere pass bhi paisa hai,
Business hai
bangla hai
TOM : Haramkhor fir hamari maa kiske paas hai..............